07:00:30 PM <EclipseDarkmaster> I really do say some occasionally hilarious things
07:01:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FaceOfBoob: yes you do. XD
07:02:45 PM <EclipseDarkmaster> I'm literally just reading what I've been quoted as saying
07:02:49 PM <EclipseDarkmaster> and laughing my bloody rear off
07:02:54 PM <EclipseDarkmaster> Now my ass is on the ground
07:03:03 PM <EclipseDarkmaster> and my wife can't find the fucking superglue
23:02:24 <FlameTF> Apparently Granbull can learn Outrage from the move tutor and I am so desperate to know why.
23:02:39 <AustralAnima> Because it's all angry and stuff?
23:02:42 <FlameTF> Literally the only thing that it hits harder that Play Rough is Dragalge.
23:02:46 <FlameTF> *than
23:03:10 <AustralAnima> flamewarflipsides: Well, either way, good luck.
23:03:11 ** Vilcor has joined
23:03:11 <PR-Bot> Welcome back, Trainer Vilcor!
23:03:14 <flamewarflipsides> AustralAnima: Thanks
23:03:20 <AustralAnima> And good night
23:03:28 <Master-Ryuzaki> AustralAnima: First five egg's. not soo good
23:03:40 <flamewarflipsides> Granbull learns outrage because you stole its bone
23:03:47 <flamewarflipsides> or its squeaker
23:03:52 <flamewarflipsides> or you won't give it a treat
23:04:21 <Jamesu-kun> xD
19:31:14 <Stitched-Ego> so TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY <3 I get to celebrate that i didnt die for a year!
19:31:44 * Jamesu-kun hides inflatable hammer
19:31:52 <Stitched-Ego> <w<
16:56:23 <edward-chans-girl> Jamesu-kun: can i come over to your house?
16:56:29 <Master-Ryuzaki> Jamesu-kun: Sentence him to five minute with paws in bags
16:56:38 <Jamesu-kun> edward-chans-girl: what for?
16:56:48 <edward-chans-girl> Jamesu-kun: my grandparents are coming in a few hours
16:56:49 <Master-Ryuzaki> Jamesu-kun: She eats kittys
16:56:55 <Master-Ryuzaki> >.>
16:57:23 <Jamesu-kun> edward-chans-girl: snacks are your ticket
16:57:33 <edward-chans-girl> Jamesu-kun: okayy
16:57:50 <Jamesu-kun> aaand sure~
16:58:11 <Jamesu-kun> edward-chans-girl: I'll introduce you to my roommate
16:58:13 <Jamesu-kun> Melody
16:58:46 <edward-chans-girl> Jamesu-kun: a female roommate?
16:58:59 * WhiteChase is off napping.
16:59:11 <Jamesu-kun> edward-chans-girl: make sure you don't bring plushes, cause she beheads them.
16:59:18 <Jamesu-kun> and yes a female
16:59:27 <edward-chans-girl> :U
16:59:40 <Jamesu-kun> of barely a year old
16:59:58 <edward-chans-girl> what the hell was i-- oh yeah
23:03:22 <Sithian> somethings screwy here
23:03:44 <Sithian> i added my ditto and zubat and daycare man says they getting along fine then after like 30 min they dun like each other ?!
23:04:01 <Jamesu-kun> the Ditto cheated
23:04:05 <Master-Ryuzaki> lol
23:04:08 <Jamesu-kun> now zubat hates it
23:04:17 <Sithian> cheated MY ASS D:
23:04:24 <Jamesu-kun> touché
22:53:49 <BigBro<3> nj;kghvhjkgfj;lg
22:53:50 <BigBro<3> [jlfg4
22:53:50 <BigBro<3> jlkgh
22:53:50 <BigBro<3> pojkfc
22:53:51 <BigBro<3> [phjg
22:53:51 <BigBro<3> hjkgc
22:53:52 <DancesWithStars70775> Then there's all of Thanksgiving break that I get get away from doing my English Project
22:53:54 <Jamesu-kun> DAN
22:53:56 <Jamesu-kun> jesus
22:53:57 <BigBro<3> LilBro<3: IT WASN'T ME
22:54:06 <Milo~> cRis7oBal-SR:
! Soy chico.
22:54:12 <Jamesu-kun> lol
20:21:26 <Stitched-Ego> EVERYONE: THE PATCH FOR X AND Y TO FIX THE LUMIOSE SAVE BUG IS NOW AVAILABLE ON THE NINTENDO ESHOP
20:21:35 <AustralAnima> *points to topic*
20:22:06 <Stitched-Ego> shaddup
23:01:59 <Milotic1406> inuyasha16532: I think it's campus-wide Asian day. I can only see 2 other non-Asian people in this fucking library except me right now
23:02:28 <inuyasha16532> Milotic1406: I think your racist meter is acting up again
23:02:56 <Milotic1406> inuyasha16532: how is noticing an abundance of Asians being racist?
23:03:14 <inuyasha16532> Milotic1406: your statement dood
23:03:17 <Milotic1406> I could look at all of them and shout WING WONG BING BONG TING TONG
23:03:32 <Jamesu-kun> xDDD
23:03:40 <Milotic1406> inuyasha16532: I suppose it was a bit raw, but seriously, they're everywhere.
18:36:00 ** test has been made a member of EatenSouls by Nejiro *
18:37:43 ** test has been made a member of KishinEggs by Jamesu-kun *
18:37:45 ** test has been made a member of MemberSouls by Jamesu-kun *
18:38:06 ** test has been made a member of Unknowns by Jamesu-kun *
18:38:25 <BigBro<3> nnglobalunban test
18:38:25 <Nejiro> Idiot, get the command right next time!
18:38:28 <BigBro<3> fuck you too
18:39:11 <Jamesu-kun> XD
22:00:15 <DragonflysRebirth> *runs around catching the krickets Jamesu-kun released*
22:00:34 <Jamesu-kun> I was just gonna let them run trough the room.
22:00:54 <DragonflysRebirth> but... bugs
22:02:04 <Jamesu-kun> ..I mean
22:02:05 <Jamesu-kun> HAH!
22:02:11 <Jamesu-kun> I lured you into the room
22:02:14 <Jamesu-kun> my plan worked
22:02:15 <DragonflysRebirth> .....'
22:02:18 <DragonflysRebirth> bitch
22:02:42 <Jamesu-kun> your bitch? o^o
22:02:53 <DragonflysRebirth> lol
02:30:07 <AustralAnima> DarkerThanPhoenixes: Well, seeing as it got banned for trolling about Blue Waffle in that other room I'm in, I wouldn't google it.
02:30:10 <DarkerThanPhoenixes> I want fried eggs.
02:30:18 <DarkerThanPhoenixes> AustralAnima: Eww
02:30:38 * DarkerThanPhoenixes no longer wants fried eggs.
08:17:18 PM <quietknight> edward-chans-girl: So you still got more then him.
08:17:24 PM <AustralAnima> I have done what Ash couldn't. o3o Almost...
08:17:30 PM <AustralAnima> I did for a month
08:17:44 PM <AustralAnima> And in 10 days I will have done it again!
08:19:05 PM <MonsoonThePterodon> Hum.
08:20:22 PM <edward-chans-girl> holy shit
08:20:27 PM <edward-chans-girl> the Nice Sand Rod is sexy
10:47:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
10:47:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ra's mom is watching Finding Nemo again
10:47:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> wanna know how i know?
10:47:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i can hear Dory speaking in whale from all the way back here.
10:48:47 PM <UltimateSketchQueen> HEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
10:49:04 PM <UltimateSketchQueen> GOOOOOIIINNNNGGG TO FIIIIIIND HIS SSSSOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
11:19:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i'm hungry.
11:19:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i want a potato.
11:19:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> cmere Oteresk
11:19:41 PM <Oteresk> no
11:19:59 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja
's on Oteresk's head
07:20:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: do you want me to call my mother?
07:20:46 PM <Oteresk> no fuck your mommy
07:21:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: .... dude. i was asking him because he keeps asking if i got my present yet and he mailed it to my parent's house. O.o
07:21:32 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: ...oh
07:21:40 PM <Oteresk> well now i feel like ass
07:21:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
09:19:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: i like tuna. i make mine with ranch dressing.
09:19:35 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: tuna is fucking gross, yo
09:19:44 PM <Oteresk> imo
09:19:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: YOU'RE GROS
09:19:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *GROSS
09:19:50 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: I know
09:19:53 PM <Oteresk>
05:26:03 PM <Sithian> wow
05:26:07 PM <Sithian> porygon z is so ...
05:26:09 PM <Sithian> strange
05:26:13 PM <Sithian> i may nickname it windows 8
12:06:13 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: it's empty as fuck
12:06:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i see that
12:06:25 PM <Pokefan117> now people decide to talk
12:06:54 PM <Pokefan117> last time i saw the chat room this empty was last spring
12:06:59 PM <Stitched-Ego> Pokefan117: I jsut got here, you potato salad
12:07:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> potato salad?
12:07:34 PM <Pokefan117> Stitched-Ego: well i din't read up above until now. i saw the new messages and that happened
12:07:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: why are you talking about David when he's not here?
12:08:05 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: I said potato salad , not twice baked potato
12:08:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin:
02:48:42 PM ** Venix94 has joined
02:48:43 PM <PR-Bot> Welcome back, EliteFour Venix94!
02:57:18 PM <AustralAnima> AHH
02:57:20 PM <AustralAnima> SO COMFY
02:57:23 PM <AustralAnima> OH GOD
02:57:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> venix is comfy?
02:58:06 PM <AustralAnima> Quite so
02:58:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> XDD
02:58:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja tries this out and uses Venix94 as a chair
02:58:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: by god you're right!
06:28:51 PM <CallieJocelyne> also, I hate to ruin the serious nature of this conversation, but POTUS just sounds silly. Like....the leader of the free world is a potato or something
08:36:21 PM <Kintow> Stitched-Ego: Ahh, don't worry about Stich. He's a weird butt~
08:36:43 PM <Stitched-Ego> Kintow: I'm her teacher, you egg
08:36:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: i misread that as ' don't worry about Stitched-Ego, he's got a wierd butt' and started laughing uncontrollably
08:37:00 PM <Kintow> OMGI'MDONE
08:37:03 PM <Swiftalunar> XDDD
08:37:09 PM <Swiftalunar> Oh my fucking god
08:37:20 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: PFFFFFFF
08:37:24 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: GOD DAMMIT XD
08:39:19 PM <PlumpkinPie> Who has a weird butt
08:39:29 PM <Lady-Ra> PlumpkinPie: Stitched-Ego
08:39:33 PM <PlumpkinPie> Hehe
08:39:37 PM <Stitched-Ego> Lady-Ra: hay
08:39:43 PM <Lady-Ra> Stitched-Ego: <3
08:39:44 PM <Swiftalunar> Stitched-Ego: Weird butttt
08:39:47 PM <Swiftalunar> ewe
08:40:01 PM <Kintow> WHat have I created?
08:40:06 PM <Lady-Ra> a wierd butt
08:40:08 PM <Swiftalunar> Kintow: A masterpiece
08:40:16 PM <Swiftalunar> Truly a spectacular show
08:40:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
08:40:22 PM <Stitched-Ego> My bitt is not wierd!
08:40:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> your bitt?
08:40:31 PM * Kintow looks at these hands...These....f*ing awesome hands.
08:40:32 PM <Swiftalunar> XDDD
08:40:34 PM <Lady-Ra> Stitched-Ego: no but your butt is
02:28:00 PM <Oteresk> I love nuts
02:28:07 PM <Oteresk> I mean like cashews and shit not testicles
02:28:16 PM <Oteresk> i am a heterosexual male
11:47:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT A HIDDEN ABILITY EEVEE BEFORE I SHUT OFF MY 3DS?
11:47:13 PM <Hedgehogger> Hell no
11:47:14 PM <Leaf5682> o..o
11:47:18 PM <Hedgehogger> I have enough of those rodents as is
11:47:27 PM <Leaf5682> SURE,/b>
11:47:27 PM <Hedgehogger> Because Wonder Trade
11:47:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Hedgehogger: why do you think i want to get rid of them?
i fifnally got my shiny
11:47:31 PM <Leaf5682> ..Why.
11:47:32 PM <Hedgehogger> it's like the new Rattata :\
11:47:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Hedgehogger: >> don't compare Eevee to Rattata
11:47:52 PM <Hedgehogger> Sorry
11:47:53 PM <Hedgehogger> Sentret
11:47:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Hedgehogger: ....
11:48:03 PM <Hedgehogger> Hey, Sentret is actually cute
11:48:06 PM <Leaf5682> DarkAlchemistNinja: Hold on just a minute, don't turn it off.
11:48:10 PM <squirrelization> Nothing can compare to Joey's Rattata
11:48:25 PM <Venix94> Guys please.
11:48:25 PM <Oteresk> Sentret is cute
11:48:26 PM <Oteresk> but
11:48:28 PM <Venix94> Castform is the best pokemon
11:48:29 PM <Oteresk> furret > sentret
11:48:33 PM <Oteresk> hail naw
11:48:35 PM <Oteresk> Sableye is the best
11:48:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> joltik is BEST
11:48:49 PM <Hedgehogger> Sandslash, though
11:48:52 PM <Oteresk> no
11:48:55 PM <Oteresk> ur all rong
11:49:01 PM <Oteresk> ding dong y'all are wrong
11:49:04 PM <Oteresk> insert naegi
11:49:05 PM <Venix94> Diggersby Tho
11:49:09 PM <Oteresk> Venix94: NO
11:49:09 PM ** Venix94 was kicked by Hedgehogger *
11:49:11 PM <Oteresk> NONE OF THAT
11:49:13 PM <FlameTF> Heh
11:49:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ROFL
11:49:15 PM <Oteresk> bless u granford
11:49:25 PM <FlameTF> All hail Arbiter Granberry
11:49:28 PM ** Venix94 has joined
11:49:29 PM <PR-Bot> Welcome back, EliteFour Venix94!
11:49:32 PM <Venix94> Diggersby tho
11:49:36 PM <Oteresk> Venix94: no
11:49:37 PM ** Venix94 was kicked by Hedgehogger *
11:49:39 PM <Oteresk> none of that
11:49:43 PM <FlameTF> Crowd goes wild
11:49:49 PM <Swiftalunar> Screammmm
11:49:52 PM ** Venix94 has joined
11:49:52 PM <PR-Bot> Welcome back, EliteFour Venix94!
11:49:53 PM <Venix94> lD
09:32:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: so i just sent rara a link to a sex toy... and forgot her uncle is sitting out there with his girlfriend. oops.
09:33:11 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: Is he paying attention , or has he finally succeeded in removing her (his girlfriend's ) face with his lips?
06:37:35 PM <Oteresk> alright
06:37:35 PM <Oteresk> well
06:37:36 PM <Oteresk> shit
06:37:37 PM <Oteresk> fucking
06:37:39 PM <Oteresk> fuck this
06:37:47 PM <Oteresk> I give the fuck up :y
06:37:59 PM <Oteresk> I spilled a cup of water on all my world history stuff
06:38:09 PM <Leaf5682> Oteresk: Awww. D:
06:38:31 PM <edward-chans-girl> David you had one job
06:38:49 PM <Oteresk> actually i have multple and I still fuck them all up
10:26:24 PM <Oteresk> "Sugar high"
10:26:24 PM <CyanPretzel> Swiftalunar: Me thinks he's a little too mad to be reasoned with.
10:26:26 PM <Oteresk> that's a laugh
10:26:29 PM <edward-chans-girl> Hedgehogger: yes? no?
10:26:31 PM <quietknight> I am... so lost here...
10:26:31 PM <Swiftalunar> Hah
10:26:34 PM <Oteresk> CyanPretzel: No?
10:26:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> or just 'high'
10:26:38 PM <Oteresk> I'm not mad in the slightest
10:26:42 PM <CyanPretzel> Oteresk: yes.
10:26:45 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: 420 light up the marijuana
10:26:55 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: Don't you love how everyone thinks your mad David
10:26:58 PM <Oteresk> CyanPretzel: The only reason I'd be mad is because I'm being kicked for dumb reasons :Y
10:26:59 PM <Oteresk> Swiftalunar: Totally
10:27:03 PM <Oteresk> I can see why it happens to you
10:27:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: XDD sadly i hear that joke EVERY FUCKING DAY in this apatasauras
10:27:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> whoa
10:27:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> what the
10:27:10 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: I can relate so much hah
10:27:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *apartment
10:27:13 PM <edward-chans-girl> lol DAN
10:27:27 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: Apatasauras?
10:27:28 PM <Oteresk> what
10:27:34 PM <Oteresk> is that like a dino
10:27:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> APARTMENT
10:27:44 PM <edward-chans-girl> his apartment is a dinosaur, apparently
10:27:45 PM <CyanPretzel> Oteresk: That's not a reason. You're just acting like a kindergardener with a temper tanturm.
10:27:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yes an apatasaurus is a dinosaur.
10:27:57 PM <Swiftalunar> It's an apartment dinosaur
12:06:31 AM <Oteresk> alright what's my password for Facbeook
12:06:40 AM <Oteresk> AustralAnima: You have to connect to the internet before it changes ol
12:06:43 AM <Oteresk> *lol
12:06:45 AM <Hedgehogger> "Potato12345"
12:06:50 AM <edward-chans-girl> lol
12:06:50 AM <Oteresk> lolno
12:07:08 AM <edward-chans-girl> is it potatoscrotum
12:07:09 AM <Hedgehogger> P1o2t3o4t5a6t7o8
12:07:14 AM <Hedgehogger> There
12:07:22 AM <Stitched-Ego> show me POTATO SCROTUM!
12:07:30 AM <Stitched-Ego> *ding*
07:33:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: :bites:
07:33:10 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: hm?
07:33:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: i dun feel good. fix it.
07:33:33 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: How? o 3 o
07:33:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: IDK be a magical girl or something!
07:34:06 PM <Lady-Ra> pfft
07:41:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: COME ON NOW, WHERE'S MY MAGICAL GIRL ISAAC IN MY ROOM TO MAKE ME UNSICK.
07:42:20 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: I has no magic!
07:42:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: LIAR
07:42:30 PM <Oteresk> Stitched-Ego is most definitely a magical girl
07:42:33 PM <Oteresk> I've seen it in person
07:44:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: SEE. EVEN THE POTATO AGREES WITH ME
07:44:30 PM <Oteresk> wow thanks DarkAlchemistNinja
07:44:32 PM <Stitched-Ego> #ActualSashaDavid2023
07:44:34 PM <Oteresk> callin' me a potato
07:44:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: oh quit complaining i call you one all the time and you've agreed with me before.
07:45:16 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: bleh
07:47:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: you know i mean it in the nicest way possible.
07:47:18 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: i kno
My phone autocorrected "lol" to "Loki"
08:17:42 PM <Kintow> Yep, soda exploded in my face
08:17:51 PM <Kintow> Got in my damn hair too
08:18:10 PM <Kintow> (if you take soda out of my sentence, it sounds super dirty)
09:33:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> these nachos need more shoes
09:34:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...
09:34:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> cheese
09:34:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> they need more cheese
03:51:02 PM <Gracyn> anyone out there?
03:51:20 PM <14o0> i'm in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
03:51:58 PM <Gracyn> ^portal 2
03:53:27 PM <Gracyn> I'M A POTATO
03:54:14 PM <quietknight> >.>
03:54:38 PM <Gracyn> when is half life 3 going to come out?
03:57:18 PM <quietknight> I don't know.
03:57:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Gracyn: i'm sorry, but i do not believe your claims of being a Potato... because we already have a potato in this chatroom. his name is Oteresk. XD
03:58:02 PM <quietknight> lol
10:33:04 PM <edward-chans-girl> DarkAlchemistNinja: Swiftalunar: www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/…
[23:31:50] %Bro Battington: My penis just contracted back into my body at the price of that tie
[23:31:59] %Bro Battington: Wtf, does that tie transform into an actual living snake?
[23:32:02] SweetDelight: Brobat what the hell
[23:32:05] %Bro Battington: Is it able to be used as a sword?
[23:32:12] %Bro Battington: Can you cook food on it?
Hertz: i mean you could
[23:32:20] %Bro Battington: WHY IS IT ALMOST 20,000 DOLLARS
10:33:37 PM <edward-chans-girl> Gran is Battington
10:33:47 PM <edward-chans-girl> and i'm Sweet
10:33:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> IS THAT THE FUCKING PRICE OR THE GODDAMN NUMBER OF STITCHES?
10:34:41 PM <Swiftalunar> edward-chans-girl: O.o
10:34:57 PM <Swiftalunar> 20 k dollar tie holy shit
09:05:08 PM <Stitched-Ego> i'm off for now
09:05:12 PM <Stitched-Ego> gonna go league it up
09:05:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: suure
09:05:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: the moment i get back.
09:05:31 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: bad timing :c
09:05:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin:
09:05:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: you better text me, assmaster.
09:06:09 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: that's ass LORD to you
10:02:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> edward-chans-girl: what's the matter, your hubby not into rping?
10:03:54 PM <edward-chans-girl> DarkAlchemistNinja: we started one but everytime i ask if he wanted to continue he says nooo
10:06:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Hedgehogger: meanie
10:06:31 PM <Hedgehogger> Yeah I knw
10:06:36 PM <Hedgehogger> I grew to accept it as a part of my being
10:06:39 PM <Hedgehogger> I ...
10:06:42 PM <Hedgehogger> embraced my inner douche
11:26:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> this mac and cheese needs more shoes
11:26:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ....
11:26:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i did NOT just do that again
11:26:36 PM <Oteresk> Yes
11:26:37 PM <Oteresk> You did
11:29:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i also despise socks
11:29:45 PM <Oteresk> I used to hate socks all the time
11:29:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> in the past 4 years, i've only worn socks like, twice
11:29:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> once for cosplay
11:30:03 PM <Oteresk> ...w0t
11:30:14 PM <Oteresk> Y'see, I used to not wear socks
11:30:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> once because my parent's floor rendered my feet hypothermic when i was babysitting... and i had to steal a pair of my mom's socks.
11:30:26 PM <Oteresk> And then I got huge blisters on my feet from my shoes
11:30:38 PM <Oteresk> And then they popped
11:30:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> because for some reason... my dad thought he needed ALL OF HIS SOCKS when he went on the cruise.
11:31:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ON A CRUISE
11:31:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AND HE TAKES LIKE, 20 PAIRS OF DAMN SOCKS
11:31:45 PM <Oteresk> I packed all of my socks when I went to Maryland
11:31:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that's MARYLAND though
11:31:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> this was a CARRIBEAN CRUISE
11:31:57 PM <Oteresk> w0tevur
11:32:39 PM <edward-chans-girl> Oteresk: i hate socks too
11:32:41 PM <edward-chans-girl> er
11:32:43 PM <edward-chans-girl> DarkAlchemistNinja
11:32:52 PM <edward-chans-girl> i try to avoid them if i can
11:32:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sorry but the last thing i'm gonna think about when going to like, 90 degree weather and shitloads of humidity... is OH I BETTER BRING 20 PAIRS OF SOCKS.
11:33:03 PM <edward-chans-girl> loo
11:33:08 PM <Oteresk> loo
11:33:10 PM <Oteresk> waterloo
11:33:13 PM <Oteresk> The battle of Waterloo
09:21:39 PM <Venix94> *Has sads to himself..*
09:22:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ThatBritishAsshole<3: whags the magger?
09:22:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH GOD DAMMIT
09:22:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> hands were in the wrong place on the keyboard
10:04:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> iiiiiiiiiiiiii
10:04:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> think i'm gonna off the computer
10:04:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *get
10:04:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> get off the computer
10:04:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> not kill the computer
10:04:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that would be bad
[10:33:27 PM] <Oteresk> Socks
[10:33:29 PM] <Swiftalu> Who doesn't love socks
[10:33:31 PM] <Oteresk> woo
[10:33:32 PM] <Edchan> people do not like socks
[10:33:37 PM] <Swiftalu> I LOVE SOCKS THANK YOU
[10:33:37 PM] <Oteresk> I love socks
[10:33:40 PM] <Oteresk> I almost typed sucks
[10:33:45 PM] <Edchan> socks are gross
[10:33:46 PM] <Oteresk> Some people like sucks but i mean
[10:33:48 PM] <Oteresk> that's just inapropro
[10:33:59 PM] <Swiftalu> Socks keep you warm U:
[10:34:08 PM] <Edchan> so do volcanos
[10:34:10 PM] Edchan wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:34:14 PM] <Swiftalu> Fuck volcanoes
[19:35:04] <Oteresk> Volcanoes don't keep you warm as much as burn your skin off
[19:35:11] <Oteresk> Even if you get close enough to the lava
10:31:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sweet. i found baked potatos
10:32:35 PM <quietknight> Nice.
10:33:53 PM <FlameTF> ..
10:34:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FlameTF: no i don't mean i got Oteresk high
10:34:31 PM <Oteresk> 420
10:34:36 PM <Oteresk> light the marijuana my friends
10:34:51 PM <Oteresk> i can see the future
10:34:58 PM <Oteresk> it's purple
10:35:55 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: The future is black
10:36:02 PM <Swiftalunar> Jesus Oteresk get your facts straight
10:36:46 PM <Oteresk> Swiftalunar: Are you sure that isn't just when you close your eyes?
10:37:18 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: When I close my eyes I can see the future
10:37:28 PM <Swiftalunar> What are you talkin about
10:37:37 PM <Oteresk> Swiftalunar: Nah
10:37:40 PM <Oteresk> it doesn't work like that
10:37:51 PM <Swiftalunar> Yeh it does
10:37:56 PM <Oteresk> You must've gotten the wrong pamphlet
10:38:06 PM <Oteresk> You're seeinto into an alternate dimension
<MoronicGlassKiller>GameGirl95: Also, because I kept spilling soda on all my games I would always wash them with soap and water and(prepare to laugh at me for being a huge
dumbass) dry them with a blowdryer.
<MoronicGlassKiller>I had a game I really liked on my ps2 called Def Jam Fight for NY and I used the blowdyer so much that the disc like warped and wouldn't even fit in the disc tray anymroe.
07:58:45 PM <Went2Fast> edward-chans-girl: I'll tell you in the other chat, cuz it's kinda nasty
07:59:04 PM <Oteresk> is it like
07:59:06 PM <Oteresk> inapropro
07:59:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: it's a potato in a bikini
07:59:38 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: Fucking gross
07:59:46 PM <Oteresk> shit's grotesque
07:59:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: a potato in a bikini is gross? O.o
08:00:01 PM <Oteresk> MedicalEnigma: Yes
08:00:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: how?
08:00:10 PM <Oteresk> My people should not be subjected to that kind of discrimination, DarkAlchemistNinja
08:00:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: :rofl2:
01:50:00 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Lady-Ra: your mother just went: "ow..*cough* nermal stop"
01:20:13 AM <Stitched-Ego> DON
01:20:16 AM <Stitched-Ego> DON'T
01:20:19 AM <Stitched-Ego> STOP ME NOW
01:20:35 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: STOP! IN THE NAAAAAME OF LOOOOOVE!
01:20:43 AM <Lady-Ra> dammit
01:21:00 AM <ForsakenTiger>
01:21:25 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i am not sorry.
01:21:45 AM <ForsakenTiger> DarkAlchemistNinja: Lady-Ra You two are actually dating IRL?
01:21:57 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ForsakenTiger: *offline. we are engaged. betrothed... affionced!
01:22:10 AM <Lady-Ra> ....
01:22:12 AM <Lady-Ra> DAN
01:22:15 AM <Lady-Ra> STOPIT
01:22:25 AM <ForsakenTiger>
01:22:51 AM <Stitched-Ego> DON'T
01:22:54 AM <Stitched-Ego> STOP HIM NOW
01:23:01 AM <Lady-Ra> .....
01:26:04 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: are you sure we're not actually related?
11:00:44 PM <ShikinoYume> first some guy at my store walks up to me and is like "hey I'm lookin for a camera lends cap, so i asked him what kinda camera is it...
11:00:52 PM <ShikinoYume> can you guess what his anser was?
11:00:57 PM <ShikinoYume> answer*
11:01:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> disposable?
11:01:12 PM <quietknight> Camera phone?
11:01:29 PM <ShikinoYume> nah for a regular camera.
11:01:42 PM <quietknight> lol Damn... I was hoping for full on stupidity.
11:01:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ^
11:01:54 PM <ShikinoYume> oh
11:01:59 PM <ShikinoYume> no i was correcting you
11:02:05 PM <ShikinoYume> when i asked what kinda camera it was... he said "i dont know"
11:02:09 PM <ShikinoYume> e_e
11:02:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> was he holding it?
11:02:29 PM <ShikinoYume> no he "left it at his hotel"
11:02:56 PM <ShikinoYume> so then i asked what type of camera it was
11:03:05 PM <ShikinoYume> again his answer was "I dont know"
11:03:36 PM <ShikinoYume> so i asked for the lends size... once again his answer was... "i dont know"
11:03:48 PM <quietknight> ShikinoYume: >.> Very helpful, huh?
11:04:00 PM <ShikinoYume> so like... how am i supposed to help him?
11:04:20 PM <ShikinoYume> you dont have the camera and dont know anything about it
11:04:28 PM <ShikinoYume> e_e
11:04:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> still say it'd be funnier if the camera was disposable and he wanted a lense cap for it
11:06:26 PM <ShikinoYume> I had a guy try and argue me down saying that he was told that if he bought an At&T phone he could use verizon pre-paied cards on it...
11:06:50 PM <ShikinoYume> and when i explained how the plans and phone company's work
11:06:55 PM <quietknight> ShikinoYume: ._.
11:06:58 PM <ShikinoYume> he said i dont know what im talking about
11:07:06 PM <ShikinoYume> and reported me to my manager
11:07:22 PM <ShikinoYume> when the guy left my manager and I laughed our asses off
11:07:50 PM <quietknight> ShikinoYume: Now that's the stupid I was expecting.
11:09:19 PM <ShikinoYume> quietknight: it was funny because at first he was trying to tell me that He wont have to pay the extra 40$ on his phone plan if he did not tell AT&T that his phone eas a smartphone >_>
11:09:41 PM <ShikinoYume> but like.... how?... you have to activate THAT phone
11:44:36 PM <ShikinoYume> aaaaand i hear my parents moaning....
11:44:43 PM <ShikinoYume> guess its time for me to go upstairs
11:44:45 PM <ShikinoYume> >_>
11:44:58 PM <Hedgehogger> Well
11:45:03 PM <Hedgehogger> Hope you don't mind another sibling
11:45:08 PM <Hedgehogger> What's it like to not be the youngest
11:50:27 PM <Oteresk> I still can't drive
11:50:37 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: You need to do that
11:50:38 PM <Swiftalunar> Soon
11:50:40 PM <Swiftalunar> Very soon
11:50:48 PM <Oteresk> Swiftalunar: I don't really have time lmao
11:50:54 PM <Swiftalunar> Oteresk: "Don't have time"
11:50:55 PM <Oteresk> I might go see about my learner's permit during spring break
11:51:00 PM <Swiftalunar> You sit here in the chat all day
11:51:05 PM <Oteresk> Your fucking point
11:51:06 PM <Oteresk>
12:00:44 AM <FlameTF> Public Service Announcement: It's Oteresk's body.
12:00:48 AM <Oteresk> ^
12:00:50 AM <FlameTF> ^
12:00:53 AM <edward-chans-girl> ^
12:00:55 AM <FlameTF> ^
12:00:56 AM <Swiftalunar> What
12:00:58 AM <FlameTF> ^
12:01:00 AM <Oteresk> no edward-chans-girl you're not in on this
12:01:04 AM <FlameTF> ^
12:01:06 AM <MiloticScale> ShikinoYume: Totes added you
12:01:07 AM <Swiftalunar> I broke the chain
12:01:12 AM <FlameTF> v
12:01:12 AM <Swiftalunar> c-c-c-ombo breaker
12:01:17 AM <FlameTF> ^
12:01:22 AM <Oteresk> >
12:01:23 AM <ShikinoYume> added
12:01:25 AM <ShikinoYume> lol
09:53:10 PM ** Swiftalunar has left [connection closed]
09:53:11 PM <Oteresk> and Swiftalunar said it was a dvd player
09:53:13 PM <Oteresk> #the end
09:53:14 PM <Oteresk> fuk
09:53:16 PM <edward-chans-girl> look at what you did
09:53:25 PM <Oteresk> yeah
09:53:27 PM <Oteresk> I feel bad for it
09:54:03 PM <edward-chans-girl> SinfulSaintic: Come back, it's not your fault David is a douche
09:54:21 PM <Oteresk> I am a douche
09:54:26 PM ** Oteresk was kicked by Oteresk * douche
09:54:27 PM ** Oteresk has joined
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09:54:39 PM ** Oteresk has joined
09:54:39 PM ** Oteresk was kicked by Oteresk * douche
09:54:41 PM ** Oteresk has joined
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09:54:43 PM ** Oteresk has joined
09:54:47 PM <Oteresk> alright is that enough
09:54:49 PM <Lady-Ra> david. . . why are you a feminine hygine product?
09:54:59 PM <Oteresk> Because that's the only way i could get with the ladies
09:55:26 PM <Oteresk> It's not my fault I was born unattractive
11:36:06 PM ** Stitched-Ego has joined
11:36:06 PM <PR-Bot> Welcome back, GymLeader Stitched-Ego!
11:36:17 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: ;U
11:36:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: :cuteflirt: yaa?
11:36:54 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: you made day vid slap muh
11:37:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Long-LostYoungerTwin: i didn't MAKE him. i asked him to.
11:37:26 PM <Stitched-Ego> DarkAlchemistNinja: - w -
11:40:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MedicalPuzzle: would you please tell Stitched-Ego i didn't grab your arm psychically and force you to smack him for me?
11:40:35 PM <Oteresk> Stitched-Ego: DarkAlchemistNinja did not grab my arm and physically force me to smack you for him
01:30:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAPPY ST. PATRICKS' DAY...
01:30:32 PM <Master-Ryuzaki> DarkAlchemistNinja: meh
01:30:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Master-Ryuzaki: meh yourself. i'm irish.
01:30:56 PM <Master-Ryuzaki> DarkAlchemistNinja: then kiss my blarney stone
01:31:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Master-Ryuzaki: pft
01:31:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Master-Ryuzaki: best response ever.
01:40:11 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja puts out a pokedex. "place your hand on this and repeat: 'i swear to Arceus I will not reveal any pokemon used against me by Stitched-Ego no matter how butthurt i am if i lose.'"
08:11:49 PM <Oteresk> fuck my ass
08:12:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no thanks
08:13:09 PM <Kintow> Oteresk: No thanks, I'm full. :U
08:13:22 PM <Oteresk> Kintow: pls don't actually fuck my ass
08:13:24 PM <Oteresk> im only 15
08:13:46 PM <Oteresk> though there are people in my grade banging and doing drugs while pregnant don't fuck my ass
08:31:10 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: I killed a lion....with this napkin.
08:31:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MrFluffyKittyBecauseReasons.: oooh tell me more
08:31:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MrFluffyKittyBecauseReasons.: that makes you sexy.
08:33:37 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: He tried to take all my glass cups, I know he was only trying to feed his family. But he had a pencil...What was I suppose to do?
08:34:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MrFluffyKittyBecauseReasons.: what a naughty lion.
08:40:34 PM <Kintow> Lion's and their deadly pencils
BlackSkulls: so i almost couldnt leave campus
BlackSkulls: cause apparently they were holding some sort of
BlackSkulls: and the parking lot i usually parked at had gates
BlackSkulls: but one of the gates was open so i just went in that way and parked
BlackSkulls: and so when i left both of the gates were closed and there was this security guard at one of the gates
BlackSkulls: so im like
BlackSkulls: "Hey, can you uh..open the gate"
BlackSkulls: and he's like
BlackSkulls: and i'm like
BlackSkulls: "But I have to get out"
BlackSkulls: and he asked me what car was mine and i pointed to the one RIGHT NEXT to me and im like "Im right here I have to get out so I can go home"
BlackSkulls: and he just stares at me like "..Alright"
Cass: un-needed difficulty is a growing problem nowadays
Cass: at least he let you out, tho
BlackSkulls: and the thing was he was getting into his car as i was walking up to him, and there was NO WAY he didnt see me going in that direction
BlackSkulls: so im like
BlackSkulls: "Dont get in the car man I need to leave"
07:52:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> JessInsanity16: 7
07:52:42 PM <JessInsanity16> MOTHERFUCKER
07:52:44 PM <JessInsanity16> NO
07:52:46 PM <JessInsanity16> NEIN
07:52:52 PM <JessInsanity16> NO EIGHT
07:52:56 PM <JessInsanity16> NO OCHO
07:54:08 PM <JessInsanity16> Keine acht
07:54:29 PM <JessInsanity16> Net vosem
07:54:44 PM <JessInsanity16> and all other variations of "No eight"
07:54:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2: rara would like me to point out that you have an asymmetrical number in your username
07:55:10 PM <JessInsanity16> :blink:
07:55:13 PM <JessInsanity16> .....
07:55:18 PM * JessInsanity16 explodes
07:55:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Rara: I love you jess.
07:55:45 PM * JessInsanity16 yells from beyond the grave " LIAR"
08:03:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> JessInsanity16: 888888888888
08:04:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja revives Kidd with a sea of 8's
08:04:30 PM * JessInsanity16 comes back to life from the glory that is the 8
08:04:34 PM <JessInsanity16> I LIIIIIIIVE
08:46:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> JessInsanity16: 8888887888888
08:49:46 PM <JessInsanity16> THERES A SEVEN
08:50:02 PM <JessInsanity16> A BLOODY ASYMMETRICAL SEVEN
08:50:12 PM <JessInsanity16> ITS MUST BE DESTROYED
08:50:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> but there's an equal amount of eights on either side of it
08:50:59 PM <JessInsanity16> But the middle itself is asymmetrical
08:51:06 PM <JessInsanity16> it must be destroyed
08:51:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
08:51:24 PM <JessInsanity16> or I will proceed to throw a tantrum and possibly explode again
08:51:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 888888888
08:51:47 PM <JessInsanity16> There you go
09:43:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> JessInsanity16: i just had to laugh helplessly and surrender to my cat. he was bitching and bitching about wanting food even though his dish was pretty full, so i went to the pantry, opened and closed the door, went into the bathroom, picked up his food dish, picked up a handful of food and dropped it back in the dish, then set it down. He went over, sniffed it, then glared at me like 'i'm not stupid you prick, now actually gimme fresh food.'
BlackSkulls: man i've been brainwashed
BlackSkulls: everytime i hear someone say "Reach for the sky" i immediately think of Toy Story
Cass: There's a snack in my boot
BlackSkulls: THERE'S A SNACK IN MY BOOT
09:31:20 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja I've been on a long trip, dragging along a lonely shadow. (i'm baaack!)
09:36:37 PM <Quonik> Welcome back.
09:42:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> spank you
09:53:56 PM <originalanon> Shank you?
09:55:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> wank you?
09:57:38 PM <originalanon> Wang you?
09:59:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tank you?
10:02:53 PM <originalanon> Fang you?
10:03:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> shang you?
10:03:51 PM <originalanon> Shag you?
10:04:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Bag you?
10:04:31 PM <originalanon> Snag you?
10:04:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Tag you?
10:05:35 PM <originalanon> Fat you?
10:05:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Shaq you?
10:06:07 PM <originalanon> Back you?
10:06:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Tack you?
10:07:38 PM <originalanon> Mac you?
10:07:51 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Whack you?
10:08:59 PM <originalanon> Smack you?
10:09:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Pack you?
10:19:05 PM <originalanon> Six Pack you?
10:22:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Fact you?
10:24:50 PM <PlumpkinPie> Wait what the huh
10:25:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> PlumpkinPie: YOU RUINED IT
10:25:57 PM <PlumpkinPie> DarkAlchemistNinja: Too bad.
10:26:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> PlumpkinPie: