07:44:19 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: Okay SO! The other day I was like, "yeah apparantly you can stay alive for 7 seconds after decapitation" and this girl I work with was like, "thats not true, i've been decapitated before". I say, "You've HAD YOUR HEAD CUT OFF???????????" and she was like, "oh, no"
07:08:48 PM <Samathou> Hi, buddies. May I ask for some help please?
07:09:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Samathou: what's up?
07:09:38 PM <Samathou> I don't need to explain you how someone wants to kill himself or
whatever... but as I'm trying to help, I actually wanna send him a few tutos for the
beginners so he might improve by himself.
07:09:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ..........what.
07:09:58 PM <Samathou> Nah, that's not a joke. T_T
07:10:27 PM <Samathou> I can't leave him alone... so I try to help, and as I see he's really lost self-confidence, I thought I could give him some advices
07:10:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> on how to kill himself?
07:10:46 PM <Samathou> NO
07:10:51 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> PHRASING IS KEY.
07:10:55 PM <Samathou> OMFG
07:10:57 PM <Samathou> WHAI
07:11:11 PM <Samathou> Ok... wait. Nah, I want tutorials to help him to improve in art, right
07:11:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> your sentence literally read 'i want to teach my friend how to kill himself'
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08:35:57 PM <Sorachan20> hey guys, sorry about that, I didn't reliase that I pluge in the computer chager --;
08:18:03 PM <Farand> But is electric shock therapy still used?
08:18:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> only in CPR to restart harts.
08:18:20 PM <Farand> It seems so... barbaric, I dunno, but if it's medically valid?
08:18:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *hearts
08:18:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i can english
08:18:26 PM <Farand>
08:18:37 PM <Farand> I know it used to be used in the treatment of epilepsy
08:18:41 PM <Farand> And schizophrenia
08:18:55 PM <Farand> So that sort of thing doesn't go on now, DarkAlchemistNinja?
08:19:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i have no idea
08:19:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I'M HALF AWAKE Farand JESUS
08:19:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> don't try to get me to think!
08:19:23 PM <Farand> DarkAlchemistNinja: BUT YOU'RE MEDICALLY TRAINED, SO -
08:19:24 PM <Farand> Oh
08:19:26 PM <Farand>
08:19:35 PM * Samathou is barely reading.
08:19:38 PM <Samathou> Hi, DarkAlchemistNinja.
08:19:41 PM <Farand> That's okay, I'll send you many notes with all my medical related questions, DarkAlchemistNinja
08:19:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Samathou: hey
08:19:50 PM <Farand> You're cheaper than a medical degree, DarkAlchemistNinja
08:19:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Farand: and i'll electrocute your balls
08:20:02 PM <Farand> LOL
08:20:11 PM <Farand> DarkAlchemistNinja:
10:08:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
i want to go to bed but i'm doing crack with Raijimagiwind...
10:08:24 PM <AustralAnima> Wait what?
10:08:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .... rp.
10:08:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> crack rp.
10:08:34 PM <AustralAnima> Oh, crack rp
10:08:42 PM <AustralAnima> Right, I realized that just before you said "rp" xD
10:08:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i do not abuse non-prescription drugs.
10:08:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> or...wait
10:09:01 PM <AustralAnima>
10:09:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that didn't come out right either
10:09:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I DO NOT ABUSE DRUGS AT ALL. i take them as prescribed.
08:24:18 AM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: Yo, Groot! What should I play, Tales of Graces, Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker, or Dark souls 2
08:24:30 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: I am Groot.
08:25:10 AM <TheLambKing> I figured as much.
08:33:54 AM <TheLambKing> I am Spoot.
09:13:51 AM *** You have joined #AwakeningFErp
09:13:51 AM <Nejiro> *TEHE!* I'm gonna kill you!
09:13:53 AM ** title changed by DarkAlchemistNinja *
09:14:32 AM <trueasauresRex> horny asf
09:14:36 AM <trueasauresRex> sexy rp?
09:15:20 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sorry i don't cyber.
09:15:54 AM <trueasauresRex> my dick so hard tho =////=
09:16:12 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> you do know i'm a guy right?
09:16:22 AM <trueasauresRex> Nejiro: ??
09:16:27 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that is a machine.
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11:31:20 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot
11:32:51 AM <TheLambKing> I am Kill You
11:33:09 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot!
11:34:14 AM <TheLambKing> IswearIwillfuckinglightyouonfire
11:34:16 AM ** AustralAnima has joined
11:34:49 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am
11:34:51 AM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: He's Groot
11:37:14 AM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: Vidalia, Sour Cream, Onion.WHat are these
11:37:24 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot.
11:37:51 AM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: I am Groot
11:37:57 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot?
11:38:02 AM <ScreamoShaymin> I am Groot.
11:38:12 AM <TheLambKing> ohmyfuckinggod
11:38:23 AM <ScreamoShaymin> I am Groot
11:38:24 AM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: You're brute
11:38:46 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot!
11:39:01 AM <ScreamoShaymin> We
11:43:15 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I AM GROOT
11:43:27 AM <TheLambKing> plskillme
11:43:49 AM * AustralAnima burns DarkAlchemistNinja
11:43:51 AM <AustralAnima> Now you're soot.
11:44:02 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ....
11:44:05 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am soot.
12:20:15 PM <TheLambKing> I am Groot.
12:20:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot...
12:20:35 PM <TheLambKing> I am Groot.
12:20:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot!
12:20:58 PM <TheLambKing> I am Groot.
12:21:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I Am Groot.
12:21:42 PM <TheLambKing> I!AM!GROOT!
12:21:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I AM GROOT
12:22:13 PM <TheLambKing> I am Groot.
12:22:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot.
12:22:28 PM <AustralAnima> I am cute.
03:58:53 PM <Liliumm> www.ebay.com/itm/Sailor-Moon-2… someone commission me so i can buy this
04:01:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i have no monet
04:01:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ....
04:01:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> money
04:01:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i also don't own a monet
04:01:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> but yeah
04:01:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
04:02:04 PM <ScreamoShaymin>
I get it
03:01:08 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: ....
are you saying my brain isnt there
03:01:27 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: You're pretty...
03:01:30 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: Pretty stupid.
03:01:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: nah, i can probably find it if i grab my microscope
03:01:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: oh?
03:01:50 PM <CrimsonRachie> AustralAnima: BURN
03:01:54 PM <CrimsonRachie> osnapz
03:02:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> nicee
03:02:11 PM <TheLambKing> CrimsonRachie: :T
03:02:18 PM <CrimsonRachie> :3
03:02:29 PM <TheLambKing> Someone come eat with me
03:02:41 PM <CrimsonRachie> What kind of food are we eating?
03:02:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i misread that as 'someone come eat me'
03:02:46 PM <CrimsonRachie> PFFT
03:03:09 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: I am toxic. I will rip through any who try to consume me
03:03:14 PM <TheLambKing> STRAIGHT OUT THE GUT.
03:03:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> well yes, your poop chute is straight out the gut
03:03:41 PM <TheLambKing>
03:03:52 PM <ScreamoShaymin>
03:04:38 PM <TheLambKing> ScreamoShaymin: NO. YOUR PLASTIC SPRAY BOTTLES CANT SAVE YOU NOW
03:05:02 PM <ScreamoShaymin> The joke went over your head, didn't it?
03:05:27 PM ** TheLambKing has joined
03:05:35 PM <TheLambKing> and got it.
03:05:39 PM <TheLambKing> fek u
03:05:43 PM <TheLambKing> I feel like jumping on things slinging everything around while screeching like a monkey.
03:05:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> throw poo
03:06:13 PM <TheLambKing> Ewno I dont touch fecal matter
03:06:21 PM <TheLambKing> More like chairs
03:06:31 PM <TheLambKing> I feel like going into the kitchen and slinging chairs into walls
03:06:32 PM <TheLambKing> lol
03:06:36 PM <TheLambKing> I NEED FOOD
03:06:41 PM <TheLambKing> FUCK IT IM MAKING A PIZZA.
03:06:48 PM <TheLambKing> but i want western sizzlin :c
03:07:23 PM <TheLambKing> Too much hyper
03:07:45 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: CrimsonRachie AustralAnima ScreamoShaymin FIGHT ME. ALL OF YOU.
03:07:50 PM <TheLambKing> Liliumm: YOU TOO
03:08:06 PM <ScreamoShaymin> TheLambKing: At once?
03:08:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja flings shit into TheLambKing's face to blind him
03:08:22 PM <TheLambKing> OH MY GOD WHY
03:08:28 PM <TheLambKing> ScreamoShaymin: Ill take you all on!
03:08:37 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
03:08:50 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: dude you're right
03:08:51 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OOOOH OHHH
03:08:53 PM <TheLambKing> shes scary
03:09:02 PM <TheLambKing> FUCK SHE AND I STILL HAVE TO ARM WRESTLE
03:09:42 PM <TheLambKing> ScreamoShaymin: Lol i bet 5 bucks im stronger than her on my birthday
03:09:53 PM <TheLambKing> and she wouldnt arm wrestle at the dinner table so
03:10:02 PM <ScreamoShaymin> TheLambKing: You'd better get to the gym then,
03:10:10 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
03:12:57 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: If you were gonna kill me you could just throw me off your ego and have me fall down to your IQ level.
[12:29] a0: what is yiff
[12:29] a0: i heard it somewhere
[12:29] a0: is it kinky
[12:29] Mantiskin: YIFF IS HOT FURRY SEX
[12:29] yv: i think yiff when you sneeze too hard
[12:29] yv: oh
[07:04] Montyy: Is anyone even alive
[07:05] SessihEviathon: sorta
[07:05] snowsugar: no
[07:05] Lady-Ra: i dunno
[07:05] Suicide.- entered this board.
09:26:32 PM <TheLambKing> my calves feel rough
09:26:40 PM <Lady-Ra> lotion them
09:26:49 PM <DannaSukaira> Or get the hose again
[10:55] SessihEviathon: i'm sorry skeleton, i keep reading your name as 'skeletonbutts'
and snickering like a 5 year old.
[10:55] Jester124: XD
[10:55] terrified: wait r u saying
[10:55] terrified: it isnt skeletonbutts
[10:55] terrified: OH IT ISNT
[10:55] Lady-Ra: XD
[10:55] Jester124: wait
[10:55] Lady-Ra: lmao
[10:55] Jester124: I just noticed that
[10:55] Jester124: i looked at the board users
[10:55] SessihEviathon: apparently i'm not alone.
[10:55] Jester124: and saw skelentons butts
[10:55] Jester124: im fuckin done my eyes have decived me
[10:56] skeletonbots: lmao
[01:17] PrognosikesSess: feline.. you cannot have my antibiotics.. let go of the bottle
[01:18] rakev: nein human
[01:18] rakev: i shall have whatever i wish
06:29:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAHAHAHA What the hell are the odds of that ever
06:29:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i just wondertraded an octillery and got remoraid
10:07:49 PM * AustralAnima stretches and yawns
10:07:50 PM <TheLambKing> ohhhhh yaaaaay
10:07:55 PM * AustralAnima sniffs and recoils.
10:08:00 PM <TheLambKing> im so tired
10:08:06 PM * AustralAnima needs a shower tomorrow
10:08:09 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: bathe yourself you fucking pig
10:08:21 PM <AustralAnima> It'll be my first shower in this new place. o3o
10:08:29 PM <AustralAnima> Tiny ass shower. :U ...Wonder what it'll be like.
10:08:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
10:08:31 PM <TheLambKing> are you moved?
10:08:35 PM <Lady-Ra> -sticks AustralAnima in the shower-
10:08:38 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: Something like that.
10:08:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: an ass shower? that just sounds like you'd be getting dirtier
10:08:47 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: "something like that"
10:09:07 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: I live in England now.
10:09:19 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Not if the asses were clean.
10:09:24 PM <TheLambKing> So the answer is "yes"
10:10:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: scat is not clean...
09:24:11 PM <TheLambKing> I was with someone like 2 days ago and I said "I wonder what eyeballs taste like" in all seriousness.
09:24:18 PM <TheLambKing> it was funny
01:53:44 PM <quietknight> lol Wow...
01:53:58 PM <quietknight> I just read a funny summarization of FF7.
01:59:19 PM <quietknight> "Shinra fucked shit up so we're going to fuck up Shinra, but it turns out my old hero fucked up Shinra, but he's fucked up so have to go fuck him up, but he fucks us up, then it turns out I'm fucked up, but fuck it, we're gonna go fuck him up anyway."
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03:15:20 PM <slayerdude677> gtg folks
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03:16:15 PM <ScreamoShaymin> ... and that's another one scared off. I know I'm ugly, but this is a bit much.
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01:48:39 PM <DaringBlitz> Que? Lo siento. No hable ingles...
01:49:26 PM <Tailslover96> i dont understand spain language or mexico
01:49:50 PM <DaringBlitz> Tailslover96: Qiere papas fritas con eso?
01:50:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> mi gato es en fuego
01:50:30 PM <TheLambKing> mexico language
01:50:37 PM <TheLambKing> I believe thats called spanish
01:50:41 PM <TheLambKing> could be wrong though
01:50:54 PM <DaringBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: Gato is cat, right?
01:51:36 PM <Tailslover96> i dont understand Spanish
01:51:50 PM <DaringBlitz> Tailslover96: I asked.... Do you want french fries with that?
01:52:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DaringBlitz: yes.
01:52:26 PM * DaringBlitz throws french fries at DarkAlchemistNinja
01:52:30 PM <DaringBlitz> Oh... wait...
01:52:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DaringBlitz: i just told you 'my cat is on fire'
01:52:48 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Did you learn that from me?
01:52:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: possibly
01:53:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: donde esta el banyo? (i probably buchered the fuck outta the spelling)
01:53:27 PM <Tailslover96> with what?
01:53:42 PM <DaringBlitz> Yo qiero estar en fuego
01:53:58 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: It's at the end of the hallway, between me and my brother's rooms.
01:54:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i want something on fire?
01:54:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: HAHAHAHA
01:54:20 PM <TheLambKing> oh god im screwed
01:54:57 PM <Tailslover96> DaringBlitz: is qiero means you
01:55:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no
01:55:12 PM <DaringBlitz> Donde esta el baï¿½o
01:55:26 PM <DaringBlitz> =\
01:55:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> O.o
01:55:33 PM <DaringBlitz> Yo qiero estar en fuego
01:55:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DaringBlitz:
01:56:05 PM <DaringBlitz> if ya'all dont know what qiero means... you've never heard the taco bell dog say "Yo qiero taco bell"
01:56:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> doesn't that mean 'i want taco bell?' or something?
01:56:48 PM <DaringBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: that is correct
01:56:55 PM <DaringBlitz> estar is to be
01:56:59 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DaringBlitz: Why do you want to be on fire?
01:57:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH
01:57:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 'i want to be on fire?
01:57:17 PM <DaringBlitz> ScreamoShaymin: Fire is warm
01:57:19 PM <DaringBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: ok
01:57:24 PM * DaringBlitz lights DarkAlchemistNinja on fire
01:57:24 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Ah...
01:57:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DaringBlitz: no is that what you s-.... YOU CLEVER BASTARD
01:57:37 PM <DaringBlitz>
01:57:44 PM * DaringBlitz joins DarkAlchemistNinja and lights himself on fire
01:57:47 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Warm is a different word.
01:58:01 PM * ScreamoShaymin spontaneously combusts.
[5:32:18 PM] Tyler Royal Smith: "The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
[5:33:51 PM] Tyler Royal Smith: I can't stop giggling.
10:50:15 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: happy birthday''
10:50:24 PM <TheLambKing> i swear i ment to type welcome back
10:50:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i have to pee.
10:50:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sorry i meant to say thanks.
01:07:27 PM <AustralAnima> <>Use polymerization on Baby Dragon and Time Wizard to create Thousand Dragon and wreck shit, even though Thousand Dragon is kind of a really mediocre, leaning towards bad card.
01:07:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: those commands don't exist
01:07:39 PM <The-Royal-Decree> Congradulations, DarkAlchemistNinja, on reaching level 30!!!
01:07:40 PM <The-Royal-Decree> DarkAlchemistNinja has recieved a Necklace for leveling.
01:07:49 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: WELL YOUR THING SUCKS THEN
01:08:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: OI NOW
01:08:01 PM <AustralAnima> :'T
01:08:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: -bites-
01:08:54 PM <AustralAnima> Is it just me, or does Thousand Dragon look almost like it has a pink bow on its neck? vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/y…
01:09:52 PM <AustralAnima> DaringBlitz: You should make it better. I mean, can't even
execute a simple fusion?! What about Synchro summoning!? XYZ SUMMONING!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD!?!
01:10:09 PM <tiganusi> how high are you currently, AustralAnima.
01:10:17 PM <AustralAnima> tiganusi: About 5th floor.
02:13:02 PM ** BrandonEckART has joined
02:13:02 PM <FenikkusuNoTowaira> Welcome to #ThePokemonGuild
, BrandonEckART! Please read the Rules, and have a great time chatting!
02:13:36 PM <AustralAnima> Weldomefnuds
02:13:38 PM <AustralAnima> *cough*
02:13:40 PM <AustralAnima> Let me try that again.
02:13:43 PM <AustralAnima> BrandonEckART: WELCOME!
03:23:06 PM <kickoutthehookers> I've been drinking baby
03:23:09 PM <kickoutthehookers> So fuck you
03:23:17 PM <kickoutthehookers> Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you
03:23:28 PM <Voodoodoodle> How the hell do you drink a baby?
03:23:33 PM <kickoutthehookers> Blender
07:26:35 PM <RunikBlitz> IM GIVING OUT O-POWER BUFFS LIKE NUTS WITH MY x4 REGEN!!! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!!!
07:27:17 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> you sound like you're peddling funnelcakes
07:27:39 PM <RunikBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: If I were... i'd have eaten them already
07:27:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> touche
07:29:06 PM <RunikBlitz> They're like crabby patties tho
07:29:11 PM <RunikBlitz> They go to your thighs...
07:29:15 PM <RunikBlitz> and then you explode
09:18:02 PM <Kintow> <Kintow> "Enchiladas have scary penises."
07:16:00 pm * RunikBlitz slaps AustralAnima
07:16:00 pm <The-Royal-Decree>RunikBlitz has won a AustralAnima's Brain for the random item givaway.
07:16:07 pm <RunikBlitz>
07:16:13 pm <RunikBlitz>I slapped your brain out
04:51:52 PM <Pickley> I really need to make some side projects again.
04:53:21 PM <tiganusi> Pickley: i have a side project for you bb :8B:
04:53:53 PM <Pickley> tiganusi: No dicks.
04:56:33 PM <Pickley> well this is awkward.
04:56:35 PM <Pickley>
04:57:23 PM <JenFruzz> I guess that's what he wanted
04:57:31 PM <JenFruzz> And you've now disappointed him
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04:59:14 PM <JenFruzz> look what you did!
04:59:34 PM <brennenxr> Damn, Pickley. How could you?
10:21:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> you have no idea how sick she is of hearing my opinions on Sasuke and the bitch he ends up with
10:21:56 PM <AustralAnima> xD
10:22:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oh speaking of the Uchiha asshat, i'm getting new Sharingan contacts!
10:22:35 PM <AustralAnima>
10:22:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> after like, 9 years of dealing with the old ones (i'm giving them to Ra)
10:23:11 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Pfft, hand me down Sharingan.
10:23:16 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Gotta be careful, she's gonna get Mangekyou! D:
10:23:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAHAHAHA
10:23:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> omg
10:23:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SHE COSPLAYS ITACHI
10:23:53 PM <AustralAnima> xD
Mom: -explaining to her new dog how to fetch-
Me: are you teaching the dog how to dog?
Mom: somebody's gotta!
07:11:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I am Groot.
07:16:20 PM <quietknight> I feel like if that movie's a D&D game, that's one pissed off GM.
06:17:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kino-Ink: oh my god.
06:17:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ok so this just happened:
06:17:45 PM <Kino-Ink> mm? *changes out of pirate costume*
06:18:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ra: do you wanna build a snowman?
Ra: are u gonna kick my ass?
Me: might not be your ass i kick....
Me: But your ass is grass.
06:18:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ^ we just sang that
06:18:53 PM <Kino-Ink> lol
06:18:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i pulled that improv out of nowhere
06:54:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ugh why am i so goddamn tired
06:54:21 PM <Druideacht> squirrels
06:54:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HWERE
06:54:53 PM <Druideacht> in your brain running your wheels backwards
06:55:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i have guinea pigs in my brain... the fuck are squirrels doing in there? ><
06:55:31 PM <Druideacht> making you tired and plotting to steal your nuts
02:01:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: ... i just ... ate an entire family sized bag of lays potato chips by myself.. ><
02:04:39 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: For some reason my mind cut out the "sized bag of lays potato chips" part of that sentence...
02:05:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yes, i ate an entire family by myself. ><
02:05:33 PM <AustralAnima> How could you!? D:
02:05:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I'M SORRY I WAS FUCKING STARVING
02:06:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: did you know human blood makes great margurita flavoring?
02:06:24 PM <AustralAnima> I'll make sure to try that out. o3o