03:02:00 PM * ScreamoShaymin looks up pictures of FUCKING LINOONE
03:03:06 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I just realized something
03:06:30 PM <ScreamoShaymin> There is a massive difference between "I fucking love Pokemon" and "I love fucking Pokemon"
06:03:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i need to make mix cds but i'm far too out of it to do so coherently so if i decide to do one it'll probably be liek: track 1: Let It Go, track 2: PORNSONOGEN, Track 3: 'Gerbil', track 4: enter sandman
07:03:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: so how bad would you maim me if i called you 'tigger'
07:03:39 PM <Ruyeka-San> that would be adorable as sin
07:03:42 PM <tiganusi> DarkAlchemistNinja: i get that a lot.
07:03:59 PM <ScreamoShaymin> A lot of people just call me Shaymin. :/
07:04:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: the nickname or the question.
07:04:11 PM <tiganusi> the nickname, no one asks.
07:04:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: people call me 'dark' but you know it's DAN <3
07:04:21 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Yeah, I know.
07:04:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> annoys the piss outta me
07:04:38 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I have also been called just "Scream"
07:04:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: or that time i misread it when i was tired and called you 'ScreaminShaymo'
07:05:03 PM <ScreamoShaymin> lol yeah
07:05:31 PM <manglerulez> :cuddles: creepy?
07:05:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: will you fly here if i pay for it and be one of my Raptors for when i'm Owen? :cuteflirt:
07:05:55 PM <Erzsabet> I just get called Erz or Erzsa lol.
07:06:01 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I'll have to ask DCS.
07:06:03 PM <Ruyeka-San> manglerulez: they seem to be in a few chats currently. Try being a bit patient c:
07:06:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: DCS?
07:06:39 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Department of Children's Services. Also, college stuff, so it'd have to be a while.
07:06:43 PM <manglerulez> ok thx for advice
07:06:45 PM <tiganusi> i get tig, tiglet, tiramisu, slut, mark, whore, jackass, "MARK U ASS OF GOAT" from houman, and
07:06:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: Tiramisu... hahahaa
07:07:10 PM <manglerulez> markiplier?
07:07:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja snorts soda
07:07:18 PM <tiganusi> no, to hell with markiplier.
07:07:25 PM <Ruyeka-San> D: !!
07:07:25 PM <tiganusi> is he german? is he korean? NO ONE KNOWS.
07:07:31 PM <manglerulez> NEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!
07:07:41 PM <tiganusi> but i know he's all over my photog gallery every time he posts a video, because the preteens take screencaps.
07:07:41 PM <Vinchinderlous> just because he was called mark, doesnt mean that it is markiplier
07:07:42 PM <manglerulez> markiplier is cute <3
07:07:45 PM <tiganusi>
07:07:56 PM <Ruyeka-San> tiganusi: He's Asian far as we know...Possibly Philippino since he's from Hawaii
07:07:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: dood you think i'm gonna get it done anytime soon?
07:08:13 PM <manglerulez> markiplier is scottish
07:08:13 PM <ScreamoShaymin> idk, i might be able to once I move.
07:08:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi:
07:08:14 PM ** PrimalKyuss has joined
07:08:20 PM <morbidman187> tiganusi: spork loves him
07:08:22 PM <tiganusi> on the other hand i'd probably do the nasty with that other one, though, the uh. pootie or whatever.
07:08:25 PM <ScreamoShaymin> manglerulez: I thought that was jackscepticeye
07:08:29 PM <Ruyeka-San> manglerulez: I don't think he is...
07:08:30 PM <manglerulez> no
07:08:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: pewdiepie?
07:08:36 PM <tiganusi> morbidman187: she loves everything with a cock, a pulse, and the ability to look at her when she talks.
07:08:41 PM <Ruyeka-San> ScreamoShaymin: Jack is Irish, Pewd is German
07:08:44 PM <manglerulez> hows it goin bros?
07:08:53 PM <Ruyeka-San> i think Pewd is German
07:09:02 PM <tiganusi> he's dutch.
07:09:08 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Yeah.
07:09:18 PM <Ruyeka-San> Hes from Sweden
07:09:30 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Yeah, actually looked it up.
07:09:42 PM <tiganusi> swedish, dutch, same fucking thing.
07:09:46 PM <tiganusi>
07:09:51 PM <ScreamoShaymin> And I am from the south.
07:10:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> and i am from 'almost canada'
07:10:07 PM <Ruyeka-San> Markiplier is Asian descent I belive
07:10:08 PM <ScreamoShaymin> AND, as a bonus, I am NOT a racist or bible-thumper.
07:10:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> seriously one time i said 'minnesota' and someone went 'oh so you're almost a canadian'
07:10:23 PM <manglerulez> pewdiepie is swedish jack is irish (like me <3) and mark is scottish (like me also)
07:10:34 PM <Ruyeka-San> manglerulez: I dont think Mark is Scottish....
07:10:55 PM <ScreamoShaymin> He's Hawaiian
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07:10:56 PM <tiganusi> he's from oahu and currently lives in cincinnati
07:10:57 PM <manglerulez> MARKIPLIER IS SCOTTISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:11:05 PM <Erzsabet> manglerulez: Please chill out
07:11:06 PM <ScreamoShaymin> manglerulez: dude
07:11:16 PM <Vinchinderlous> He's hawaiian and korean
07:11:21 PM <Ruyeka-San> he's Korean
07:11:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> and vulcan
07:11:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> from Hyrule
07:11:35 PM <ScreamoShaymin> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
It says here he's originally from Hawaii
07:11:41 PM <Vinchinderlous> birthded by john cena
07:11:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Vinchinderlous: XD
07:11:49 PM <Ruyeka-San> don't forget mugblooded
07:11:50 PM <Vinchinderlous> XD
07:11:52 PM <ScreamoShaymin> omfg XD
07:12:00 PM <Vinchinderlous> *birthed
07:12:14 PM <manglerulez> i am chill XD
07:12:29 PM <Erzsabet> Then lay off the exclamation points.
07:12:42 PM <manglerulez>
07:12:45 PM <tiganusi> i wonder if calling a hawaiian scottish is actionable defamation.
07:12:50 PM <Ruyeka-San> : I
07:12:56 PM <manglerulez> :sighs:
07:12:58 PM ** manglerulez was kicked by tiganusi * sit in the corner until your attitude improves.
07:13:10 PM <Ruyeka-San> time-out corner
07:13:24 PM <Ruyeka-San> anyways
07:13:33 PM <Ruyeka-San> what were we talking about
07:13:46 PM <ScreamoShaymin> NOTHING
07:14:11 PM <ScreamoShaymin> We defs weren't talking about who's from where now WHO WANTS CAKE?
02:14:38 PM * ScreamoShaymin sips his frappe
02:14:58 PM * RunikBlitz runs up and slaps the frappe out of ScreamoShaymins hands
02:15:22 PM * ScreamoShaymin shoots RunikBlitz in the balls
02:15:26 PM * RunikBlitz runs away and hides under his rock
02:24:55 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: ALPHARAPTOR-T: I AM NOT EVIL AND WISH NO HARM ON ANY LIVING BEING!!!! BUT FEAR ME!!!!! AS I AM "GALACTUS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:25:16 PM <AlphaRaptor-T> I fear no one.
02:25:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I fear fear itself.
02:26:29 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> TELL ME!!!!!!! DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: WHY DO YOU SHOW SUCH BRAVERY TOWARDS SUCH MOST POWERFUL COSMIC BEING AS I??????
02:27:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> if you're so goddamn powerful and omnipotent as you say, tell me what i am thinking right now.
02:28:36 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DarkAlchemistNinja: oh in the great limitless power cosmic, Galactus has deemed you worthy of a being to converse with him. Congratulations on achieving this very rare, opportunity.
02:28:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> so in other words. you have no idea what i'm thinking right now.
02:29:59 PM<AshleynGalactus4ever> AND ALPHARAPTOR-T: TELL ME ALSO AS TO WHY YOU DO NOT FEAR SUCH A MOST POWERFUL COSMIC BEING AS I????????? FOR "I AM GALACTUS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:31:09 PM<AlphaRaptor-T> actually i'd like to know what DarkAlchemistNinja is thinking right now. if you're so powerful and cosmic, certainly you can pull a little trick like that and read his mind.
02:32:10 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: I SEE NOW!!!!!!! THEN YOU WILL FEAR ME!!!!! AND ALL THE GREAT AND MOST POWERFUL LIMITLESS POWER COSMIC IN MY WRATH AGAINST YOU IF YOU ARE NOT NICE TO AND TOWARDS MY "WIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SAYS GALACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:32:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AshleynGalactus4ever: so you /can't/ tell me what i'm thinking right now then. alright. then i have no reason whatsoever to fear you.
02:33:22 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YOU DARE QUESTION THE GREAT GALACTUS????
02:33:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yep.
02:35:38 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: I KNOW THAT WHAT YOURE THINKING RIGHT NOW ABOUT ME THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE ME AND THAT YOU STILL DO NOT BELIEVE THAT I AM REAL!!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH I AM TALKING TO YOU DIRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SAYS GALACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:36:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Actually what i'm thinking is that you need mental help and that i'm rather hungry so i'd like a cheeseburger.
02:40:58 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> DARKALCHEMISTNINJA: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH VAIN WORDS TOWARDS ME OR MY WIFE!!!!!!! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL COSMIC BEING IN ALL EXISTENCE!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS CHEESEBURGER THING YOURE TALKING ABOUT??? I KNOW OF SUCH THING OR THINGS AS I DO NOT NEED TO EAT DRINK OR BREATHE AIR I DESIRE NOTHING NEED NOTHING AND WANT NOTHING OTHER THAN MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY ONE AND ONLY COSMIC LOVER AND COSMIC WIFE!!!!!!!! SO SAYS GALACTUS!!!!!!!
02:41:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> if you're so pissed, do something about it.
02:42:57 PM <ShineSonic07> exactly!
02:43:11 PM <AshleynGalactus4ever> SHINESONIC!!!!!!!! HOLD YOUR TONGUE!!!!!!!! IM WARNING YOU!!!!! AS I AM GALACTUS!!!!!! AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY KIND OF HATE IN HERE TOWARDS EITHER ME MY WIFE OR CURRENT FRIENDS!!!!!!!
(at this point i have to stop quoting... it's just the same shit from here on out)
01:56:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sooo i did something interesting
01:56:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> to test both pairs of contacts at once, i put one of each in my eyes.
01:56:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> so one eye is blue, and the other is Sharingan.
01:57:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> fuck i turned myself into Kakashi...
05:36:00 PM <RunikBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: Opinion Question.... Should I take all my fences and sell them for money is Story of Seasons (I'm keeping the fences for my animals tho)
05:36:09 PM <RunikBlitz> for money in*
05:36:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> why would you slather your fences in feces?
05:36:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH!
05:36:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> dyslexic moment
05:36:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> sell em
11:18:09 AM <LegendaryAsshole> ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE
11:18:41 AM <B0nkers> This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
11:18:43 AM <Oughter> IT"S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME
11:19:13 AM <B0nkers> Wat wat in the butt.
11:19:25 AM <LegendaryAsshole> chacaron, macaron
11:19:40 AM <B0nkers> bhjdgjdlkajs,s heeeeeeeeeey macarena
11:20:06 AM <Oughter> THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM
11:20:21 AM <Oughter> a little bit of monica in my life
<Kintow> HenryPhung96: She is watching him dance.
<Kintow> This dance will tell her if she wants his spicy sausage.
<Kintow> Or something.
<HenryPhung96> Watching? She is dancing
<Kintow> The colorful one is the male.
<HenryPhung96> Kintow: Oh, I thought you meant lalaraptor
<Kintow> Oh my god
<Kintow> You just said that.
06:22:47 pm <RunikBlitz>Hey... Did ya'all know that Alt+F4 now unlocks a hidden feature in dAmn?
06:23:36 pm ** DarkAlchemistNinja has left * connection closed
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06:24:13 pm <DarkAlchemistNinja>i am going to kill you..
04:42:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: alert in seniors
04:42:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: COPPA
04:45:26 PM <tiganusi> thanks DarkAlchemistNinja i was in another tab and not paying attention til you tabbed me >.>
04:45:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: i figured XD
04:46:39 PM *** You have been disconnected * [undefined]
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04:46:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TIG
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04:46:54 PM <tiganusi> GOD DAMMIT
04:47:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that was your fault wasn't it
04:47:30 PM <tiganusi> yeah >:C
04:47:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi:
08:01:52 PM <copperrein> have you ever had a man that makes you so hot...your tampon falls out?
08:01:55 PM * copperrein flees
08:01:59 PM <MiloticScale> jesus christ
08:02:01 PM <LegendaryAsshole> copperrein:
08:02:02 PM <copperrein> that was gross
08:02:04 PM <copperrein> I'm sorry
08:02:13 PM <Pakaku> Welp
08:02:17 PM <MiloticScale> I'm just trying to imagine how hot you'd have to be
08:02:18 PM <OpalMist> copperrein: Are you?
08:02:19 PM * copperrein goes to the corner
08:02:21 PM <MiloticScale> for that to actually move on its own
08:02:27 PM <KristenSpork> Whelllllp
08:02:39 PM * Pakaku bans copperrein to the edge of the space-time continuum
08:02:40 PM <LegendaryAsshole> copperrein: Meg: "Oh darn it, the string came out" *peeks out and sees stewie* "Hey there mr tiny hands"
08:02:42 PM <copperrein> super sloppy, MiloticScale
08:02:57 PM <copperrein> LegendaryAsshole: you made it that much more gross
08:03:01 PM <copperrein> thank you
08:03:04 PM <MiloticScale> copperrein: I think the sloppiness of that is beyond my imaginative capabilities at this age.
03:16:34 pm <RunikBlitz>FECES FOR EVERYONE!!!
03:25:48 pm <cynderules101>hi
03:27:50 pm <RunikBlitz>HI!!! *hands cynderules101 some feces*
03:28:07 pm <RunikBlitz>you may wanna wash your hands after handling that
03:28:12 pm <RunikBlitz>
03:29:44 pm <cynderules101>what is that for?
03:30:38 pm <RunikBlitz>For reasons
03:30:41 pm <RunikBlitz>Want some more?
03:31:22 pm <cynderules101>what was it?
03:31:37 pm <RunikBlitz>Feces
03:31:43 pm <RunikBlitz>want some more Feces?
03:31:50 pm <cynderules101>can i eat?
03:31:55 pm <RunikBlitz>sure
(after Morbidman /killed a COPPA case in #Devart
and d/ced all of dAmn)
01:30:17 PM <ricossis13> morbidman187: it's /kill, not /kaboom :stareknife:
06:31:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: what decision tit you amek withougt me?
06:31:47 PM <ChatPLZbot> DarkAlchemistNinja has won Panties for the random item givaway.
06:31:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> holy fuck
06:32:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: *what decision did you make without me?
06:32:22 PM <RunikBlitz> 03:28:24 pm <RunikBlitz>DarkAlchemistNinja: should clearing the 'logs' for silences and bans also unsilence/unban those users?
06:32:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i mutilated that sandwich
06:32:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .... sentence
06:32:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> what is wrong with me...
06:33:07 PM <RunikBlitz> it was a unanimous decision (1/1) of 'no, it shouldnt'
06:33:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yeah goo caff
06:33:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FOR FUCKS SAKE
06:33:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *good call
07:41:20 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: I dont like dinosaurs
07:41:54 PM <TheLambKing> i just woke up.
07:46:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ???????????
07:47:03 PM <quietknight> Hm.
07:47:22 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: Too many nightmares where they were tryin to eat me. LAST STRAW MY FRIEND.
07:47:34 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja eats TheLambKing
07:48:02 PM <TheLambKing> You're not a talking spinosaurus in a walmart with 14 invisible mansized babies.
07:48:22 PM <ScreamoShaymin> TheLambKing: What are you on and where can I get it.
07:48:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: ^
07:48:55 PM <TheLambKing> The indian man killed 2 with a chair but the spinosauraus was like, 2 isnt bout but out of 14 thats northing or something.
07:49:09 PM <TheLambKing> IT HAD 14 BABY SPINOSAURAUSES CAPABLE OF CAMOFLAUGE GUYS
07:49:16 PM <TheLambKing> THEERE WAS NO HOPE
07:50:27 PM <TheLambKing> this isnt the first dinonightmare ive had either.
07:50:52 PM <TheLambKing> i almost got killed by velociraptors earlier in the dream inside a garage but they went affter somebody else, thankgod
07:39:28 PM <Crystalthehedgeho100> What to do.
07:40:35 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Crystalthehedgeho100: I can give you something to do
07:41:05 PM <Crystalthehedgeho100> Oh god what have I gotten myself into.
07:41:11 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Crystalthehedgeho100: Wat
07:41:23 PM <Crystalthehedgeho100> Suggestive are we~?
07:41:27 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Crystalthehedgeho100: I wanted you to hold my Cyndaquil plushie while I tie my shoes.
07:41:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: BETRAYER
07:41:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: I ALWAYS HOLD YOUR PLUSHIE
07:41:36 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Whaaat?
07:41:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
07:41:42 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Oh, lol
07:42:26 PM * Crystalthehedgeho100 takes Cyndaquil plush and throws it at DarkAlchemistNinja
07:42:32 PM <Crystalthehedgeho100> You hold it then.
07:43:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HOW DARE YOU THROW OUR LOVE CHILD
02:45:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: btw, Ra mostly goes for women so uh.. you're SOL unles you suddenly drop your dick and grow a vagina and tits.
02:45:33 PM <RunikBlitz> Can that happen?
02:45:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...not naturally...
02:45:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
02:46:13 PM <RunikBlitz> or rarely naturally?
02:46:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> dude if your dick falls off you probably have leprosy
02:46:39 PM <RunikBlitz> which...
02:46:50 PM <RunikBlitz> is suddenly cured by the growth of a vagina and a pair of tits?
02:46:55 PM <RunikBlitz>
02:46:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...no.
02:46:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> dear god
02:47:03 PM <RunikBlitz> Can you prove it isnt
02:47:04 PM <RunikBlitz> ?
02:47:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no but the odds are astronomically not in your favor.
02:47:59 PM <RunikBlitz> Who Cares?!?!
02:48:07 PM * RunikBlitz goes to contract leprosy
[3:24:42 PM] ^tig: so in russian one idiomatic expression for being lazy is "knocking pears from the tree with your dick"
01:28:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: what is your name again? XD
01:28:34 PM <Druideacht> the stick of office for Druids
01:28:37 PM <Skriff> That was the joke
01:28:57 PM <Druideacht> :stick:
01:29:02 PM <Druideacht>
01:29:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: Tom... that's it right?
01:29:10 PM <Druideacht> shoulf be a stick emote
01:29:18 PM <Druideacht> DarkAlchemistNinja: :furiousnod:
01:29:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: there's a poke with stick emote
01:29:32 PM <Druideacht> nuuu just a stick
01:29:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: ok but we gotta be clear, usually when i say 'Tom' i'm referring to Kintow.... because i know you and i are not dating XD
01:30:21 PM <Druideacht>
01:30:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: unless that one night stand two days ago meant something
01:33:02 PM <Druideacht> :stareeyes: that was my evil twin Wayne
01:33:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oh. no wonder he didn't react when i yelled 'hey stupid' XD
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05:48:04 PM <quietknight> Damn...
05:48:28 PM <quietknight> I am feeling vampiric.
05:48:56 PM <RunikBlitz> You're not gonna begin sparkling, are you?
03:28:12 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut stares at Auron-Strife with DarkAlchemistNinja
03:28:13 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja is not sure why he logged back in.
03:28:24 PM <RunikBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: Cause u missed me
03:28:25 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja is still pretty damn depressed
03:28:28 PM <RunikBlitz> :grin:
03:28:42 PM <RunikBlitz> sumn happen?
03:28:43 PM <Auron-Strife> DarkAlchemistNinja: Blowjobs help.
03:28:49 PM <Auron-Strife> DarkAlchemistNinja: Sure fire way to cure depression.
03:28:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: yeah
03:29:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Auron-Strife: too sick for that.
03:31:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .
03:33:48 PM <Auron-Strife> DarkAlchemistNinja: Lol!
03:33:53 PM <Auron-Strife> DarkAlchemistNinja: I love how you considered it! XD
03:35:02 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> lol
03:35:08 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut has never had, nor given a bj
03:35:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Auron-Strife: i always consider things that could possibly happen to me.
03:36:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: yeah yeah we know. poor you the virgin. meanwhile i'm dying of the plague two days before xmas :dangrump:
03:36:49 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> o3o Lol
03:38:50 PM <RunikBlitz> SaturnineJuggernaut: Brony Virgins
03:40:09 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> RunikBlitz:
I have never even seen a vagina or boob in person.
03:40:21 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> RunikBlitz: well...technically vulva... but still
06:33:01 PM <Lady-Ra> butts
06:35:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
06:35:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oh my god.
06:35:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> is that jonathon?
09:26:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RaijiMagiwind: did i tell you about the kid that literally threw a screaming flailing tantrum because he couldn't clean the fucking lunch tables? XD
09:26:16 PM <RaijiMagiwind> try being a caregiver and changing a colonoscopy bag.. :shudder:
09:26:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: tell RaijiMagiwind what your job actually is.
09:27:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: or will be once you get hired for your feild.
09:27:21 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> Medical technologist
09:27:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that's the title.
09:27:41 PM <ComradeKirb> huh
09:27:45 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> RaijiMagiwind:
I work with the poop that comes out of that bag.
09:28:07 PM <RaijiMagiwind> SO ye a shit scraper?
09:28:35 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> I take the blood, poop, spit, etc that comes down to the hospital lab and put it through the analyzers, or manually test it.
09:28:50 PM <RaijiMagiwind> SO a Lab grunt?
09:29:08 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> the grunts are the phlebotomists and techs, im a technologist. Im te' boss.
09:29:10 PM <RaijiMagiwind> or as we call ya lot... teh shit scrapers
09:30:08 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> 90% of my job works with blood
09:30:41 PM <RaijiMagiwind> So your a vampire...
09:31:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
09:31:16 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> well... IRL, i am hypersensitive to garlic
and i do have my eye teeth still protruding from my gums making them look weird.
09:31:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> do you sparkle?
09:31:49 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> No, id be a vampire, not a fruitbat.
09:31:53 PM <RaijiMagiwind> if thee sparkle we'd have to kill ye
09:32:17 PM * Lady-Ra throws glitter on SaturnineJuggernaut
09:32:21 PM <Lady-Ra> now he glitters
11:04:39 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> GOOD NIGHT ALL!
11:04:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: GOODNIGHT ASSHOLE
11:04:47 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> DarkAlchemistNinja: I am like, the away, so like, omg, uh...it's been since 28 minutes, 19 seconds. because like, Reason: Until i think of something to talk about or go to sleep
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11:05:37 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> DarkAlchemistNinja:
11:05:48 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> DarkAlchemistNinja: I missed that but sorta saw it.
11:05:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2: YOU CAME BACK JUST TO BLANK ME
11:05:57 PM <Lady-Ra> SaturnineJuggernaut: go to bed
11:06:18 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut>
and yes. I did come back jsut to blank.
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07:29:23 PM <ChatPLZbot> RunikBlitz has won a Jack Frost's Staff for the random item givaway.
07:29:32 PM * RunikBlitz freezes the room solid
07:30:05 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut is back.
07:30:41 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut thaws because he's so darn hot
07:31:16 PM <RunikBlitz> psh
07:31:16 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja is jack frost so is unaffected.
07:31:45 PM <RunikBlitz> so... just the 3 of us remain
07:32:07 PM * RunikBlitz puts SaturnineJuggernaut next to DarkAlchemistNinja. He waits to see who ends up defeating whom
07:32:24 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja lookes at SaturnineJuggernaut
07:32:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> "Innocence... Activate."
07:33:59 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut flips back imaginary hair. Adjusts sunglasses.
07:34:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja breaks SaturnineJuggernaut's sunglasses and FACE with a BIG ASS HAMMER
For you graphic designers:
07:32:14 PM <ninebark> I'd recommend you use a plain sans serif font
07:32:15 PM <ANIMALGIRL1869> the top two on the fonts thing will be the stables name logo type thing thats they look more 'fancy'. the other ones will be for inside the tabs areas
07:32:25 PM <neurotype> ninebark: keep talking and I'll have to propose to you
07:32:26 PM <ninebark> for anything beyond a header
07:32:41 PM <ninebark> neurotype: We even have the same first letter
07:32:45 PM <ninebark> match made in heaven
07:32:46 PM <neurotype> truuuuuuue
07:32:57 PM <neurotype> we won't have to fight over monogrammed towels
07:32:58 PM <neurotype> hng.
07:33:19 PM <ninebark> ANIMALGIRL1869: Seriously, use a free basic plain font. You want people to be able to easily read the info
07:33:41 PM <ninebark> ANIMALGIRL1869: www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=501
07:34:12 PM <LiliWrites> ANIMALGIRL1869: I agree with everyone else. Simpler fonts are better. The stylized ones are okay for image headers/signatures, but for the links themselves stick with the easy stuff.
07:34:28 PM <neurotype> oh goodness I wouldn't even look on dafont, I'd just use trebuchet ms and shut it down v:
07:34:28 PM <ninebark> And limit it to two font styles
07:34:38 PM <neurotype> that said, target demographic
07:34:46 PM <ANIMALGIRL1869> the tabs part you click on will be something that is on DA already so it will be readable. the fonts i am doing will be as an image inside the tabs.. so when you click on the tab, you will see the pretty font image. But it will have a color background just below the font.. so it will be readable
07:34:49 PM <ninebark> neurotype: Papyrus
07:34:56 PM <neurotype> ninebark: this engagement is over
07:35:00 PM <neurotype> I'm keeping the cat pics.
07:35:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> neurotype: comic sans
07:35:09 PM <neurotype> DarkAlchemistNinja: I will find you.
07:35:11 PM <LiliWrites> DarkAlchemistNinja: You're disowned.
07:35:22 PM <ANIMALGIRL1869> thank you all for your help <3
07:35:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> LOL
07:35:32 PM <Lady-Ra> XD
07:35:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I WAS JOKING
07:35:40 PM <neurotype> actually, I'm putting a presentation together for work and the lack of solid data behind the rationale for design choices is disgusting
07:35:40 PM <LiliWrites> THAT IS NOT A JOKING MATTER.
07:35:43 PM <neurotype> ^
07:35:47 PM <neurotype> IT'S COMIC SANS, IT'S NEVER FUNNY.
07:35:48 PM <Lady-Ra> dan you should know better
07:35:57 PM <ninebark> I don't want to live with anyone who refuses to monogram our towels in papyrus font. Although, I might be convinced to settle for comic sans
07:35:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> as a graphic designer, i DO know better.
07:36:05 PM * Erzsabet is alive. Ish.
07:36:12 PM <Lady-Ra> Erzsabet:
07:36:14 PM <ninebark> maybe alternating letters, neurotype?
07:36:23 PM <neurotype> ninebark: in different fonts?
07:36:24 PM <Erzsabet> So is anything actually going on right now?
07:36:25 PM <ninebark> one letter comic sans, the next payrus
07:36:30 PM <neurotype> ooh and one could be caps
07:36:32 PM <neurotype> and the next not
07:36:34 PM <ninebark> neurotype: YES
07:36:39 PM <ninebark> neurotype: And we're back.
07:36:43 PM <neurotype> truth
07:36:53 PM <ninebark> This was our first relationship fight
07:36:55 PM <neurotype> I'll get the wedding invitations printed in copperplate gothic
07:36:56 PM <neurotype> awwwwwwwwww
07:36:58 PM <ninebark> we're stronger than ever.
06:48:50 PM <ChillyBubbles> i have a question o-o what do i do with llama badges o-o
06:49:10 PM <AshleyxBrooke> You give them to Erzsabet She has a llama farm
06:49:25 PM <Erzsabet> Lol
03:47:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> also Ra is in the kitchen making soem sort of concoction and she wont' let me see. >>
03:48:47 PM <Kino-Ink> lol be afraid?
03:48:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> nah usually she comes up with delicious stuff.
04:01:27 PM <Kino-Ink> I bet hehe
04:01:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> omg.
04:01:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yummy
04:02:41 PM <Lady-Ra> =3
04:11:20 PM <Lady-Ra> Kino-Ink: i made german chocolate frosting with no nuts so can could have some
04:11:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...
04:11:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my name is can now?
04:12:05 PM <Lady-Ra> i guess so
04:12:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Lady-Ra: YOU'RE MARRYING A CAN
04:12:38 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> (of Mackerel)
04:12:45 PM <Lady-Ra> .....
08:51:28 PM <RunikBlitz> if anyone needs a copy of the chat log, I can provide
08:51:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yeah note it to me. i'll look at it roma tomato
08:51:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ....what
08:51:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tomorrow
08:52:00 PM <Lady-Ra> o.o
08:52:09 PM <RunikBlitz> roma tomato, lol
08:52:21 PM * PurpelBlur suddenly wants a BLT
08:53:14 PM <Lady-Ra> how the fick does roma tomato = tomorrow?
08:55:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Lady-Ra: I DON'T KNOW GOD DAMMIT
07:40:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my ass hurts. i'm sure none of you needed to know this but i feel like lamenting my fate.
07:42:51 PM <RunikBlitz>
07:46:46 PM <RunikBlitz> DarkAlchemistNinja: sta.sh/018ee5vnnge1
07:48:05 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja starts laughing helplessly
07:48:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i can't...
07:48:40 PM <RunikBlitz> breath?
07:48:43 PM <RunikBlitz> fart?
07:49:02 PM <RunikBlitz> spontaneously combust?
07:49:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> the first one
11:49:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: my mom realized supporting my anime addiction was better than trying to kill it as long as i didn't let it overrun my life, and i haven't.
11:50:26 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> Kill anime habits?
11:51:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> some parents do that
11:51:45 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> you mean like mine tried? (and failed obv)
11:51:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 'anime is for children' is the most common argument.
when i hear that i laugh and laugh and laugh
11:52:02 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> Indeed
11:52:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> some times i manage to stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks
11:52:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> then i show them Death Note.
[3:33:47 PM] Lavii Bookman (DAN): "I can show you the force
The dark side is much stronger
Tell me scavenger when did you last let your hate decide"
Remember why you're alone
Why you're parents had left you
Well not to worry girl I can show you you everything that you need to know"
[3:36:07 PM] Nemo ~: I killed my daaaaaaad.
And now my mom is really saaaad.
[1:56:47 PM] Lavii Bookman (DAN):
Do you wanna do some blow man?
Come on, let's snort some yay!
We can do a line or four, and then some more...
Till we can't feel our faaace!
02:53:01 PM <RunikBlitz> (To the tune of frosty the snowman)
Frosty the Snowman
Needs to turn down his AC
It's too damn cold
and it sure does show
In the icicles from my pee!!!
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09:18:23 PM <JackHemmingway> I
09:18:24 PM <JackHemmingway> WANT
09:18:27 PM <JackHemmingway> TO
09:18:28 PM <JackHemmingway> KILL
09:18:30 PM <JackHemmingway> YOU
09:18:31 PM <JackHemmingway> ALL
09:18:36 PM <JackHemmingway> IN THE ASS
09:18:39 PM <JackHemmingway> WITH A DAISY
09:20:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> JackHemmingway: excuse you
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09:34:48 PM <Kinky-Slingy> what a big stinky poop head
09:35:05 PM <Kinky-Slingy> ain't nobody getting a daisy near this butt
09:37:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
Morgan: what did you drink last night?!
Garcia: The Green Fairy... you're FBI, can you get the entire crowd to stop screaming?
04:07:36 PM <CrimsonRachie> AustralAnima: though I am already a regular xD
04:07:52 PM <AustralAnima> The most dedicated regular!
04:08:01 PM <CrimsonRachie> O:
04:08:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i read that as 'the most defacated rectum'
04:08:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> fuck me
04:08:34 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Go to your room. :U
04:08:36 PM <CrimsonRachie> XD
04:08:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i want stuffed crust pizza
04:08:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: no
04:08:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: IM' ALREADY IN MY ROOM
04:08:47 PM <CrimsonRachie> DarkAlchemistNinja: any delivery places nearby?
04:08:53 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: GO TO YOUR ROOM INSIDE YOUR ROOM!
04:08:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> CrimsonRachie: yes but i need money.
04:09:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: THAT IS FART O COMPLICATED TO MY FEVERED BRAIN
04:09:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...
04:09:45 PM <CrimsonRachie> DarkAlchemistNinja: I can donate 5 cents.
04:09:46 PM <AustralAnima> Mr. Fart O. Complicated.
04:09:56 PM <CrimsonRachie> xDDD
04:10:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> fucking hell laughing hurts
04:10:13 PM <CrimsonRachie> sorry DAN XD
04:10:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :coughuplung:
04:10:21 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Still sick hm?
04:10:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: yes
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04:10:30 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: That unfortunate is.
04:10:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ok Yoda
04:11:35 PM <CrimsonRachie> AustralAnima is Yoda?! It all makes sense now
04:13:36 PM <AustralAnima> Oh crap, blown my cover has.
05:39:07 PM <AustralAnima>
Seriously, a friend and I used to spar back when we were kids, and I would always win, except for when he farted.
05:39:30 PM <AustralAnima> He would consistently utilize that tactic to defeat me!
05:39:46 PM <CrimsonRachie> AustralAnima: xD sounds horrifying
05:40:15 PM <RunikBlitz> AustralAnima: Sorta like the Fight against Naruto and Kiba
05:40:20 PM <AustralAnima> Pretty much.
05:40:28 PM <RunikBlitz> Where naruto basically wins cause he farts in kibas face
05:40:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that was so funny as hill
05:40:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> hell
05:40:53 PM <AustralAnima> Both of us later discovered Naruto and when we saw that fight...
05:41:37 PM <AustralAnima> Actually it was around the same time?
05:41:41 PM <RunikBlitz> The feels that happened during the Gaara Vs Lee fight....
05:41:42 PM <AustralAnima> I dun remember.
05:42:05 PM <AustralAnima> Still one of the most badass battles..
05:42:13 PM <AustralAnima> Lee removing the weights.
05:42:30 PM <RunikBlitz> and trying to fight unconcious
05:42:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> anyone remeber 100episodes later when Gaara saves Lee's ass from Kimimaro?
05:43:17 PM <RunikBlitz> Uhh... I remember the fight... ish... but I think I missed the ending
05:43:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> currently on that particular arc in my re-watch
05:43:53 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: Yup yup.
05:43:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i like to call it the Emo-box arc
05:43:58 PM <AustralAnima>
05:44:11 PM <RunikBlitz> Lol... drunk-fighter style
05:44:22 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> because they stick Sasuke in a box
05:44:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> and carry it like it's the Arc of the damn Covenent
05:18:48 PM * RunikBlitz kicks quietknight in the balls since he's here too
05:19:08 PM <quietknight> My balls will retaliate!
11:50:51 AM <SaturnineJuggernaut> AustralAnima: i once drank a beer too fast and was pelvic thrusting to the viagra commercial saying YEAH! SEX DRIVE!
11:51:03 AM <AustralAnima> SaturnineJuggernaut:
11:51:15 AM <SaturnineJuggernaut> AustralAnima: in front of my mom.
06:52:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ok that fucking truck can go away at any time now...
06:53:19 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Sorry.
06:53:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
WAS THAT YOUR TRUCK
06:54:07 PM <ScreamoShaymin> maybe
06:54:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> YOU ASSHOLE YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TURNED OFF THE HEADLIGHTS
06:54:34 PM <ScreamoShaymin>
06:54:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
and come inside to say hi
06:54:53 PM <ScreamoShaymin> lol
<DrinkMe> i'm drunk
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07:47:47 PM <DarkNeko23> min pin or italian greyhound
07:47:57 PM * SaturnineJuggernaut googles min pin
07:48:45 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> italian grey. Name it santos al halper lol
07:49:21 PM <DarkNeko23> i would name it kermit just like jenna marbles
07:50:22 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> lol
07:51:13 PM <DarkNeko23> i really want an italian greyhound but they are prone to breaking their little stick legs
07:51:27 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut>
07:51:33 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> weird conisdering they race em
07:52:07 PM <DarkNeko23> i can just see the little thing toppling out of the truck and just literally shattering
07:52:15 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> Yeah
07:52:18 PM <DarkNeko23> minpins are slightly more durable
07:53:00 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> but slightly more evil
07:53:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> it took me entirely too long to realize you were talking about dog breeds.
07:53:11 PM <DarkNeko23> xD
07:53:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i was sitting here going 'busses don't have legs wtf' for a full minute
02:34:07 PM ** FierceDeityBacon has joined
02:34:07 PM <Ye-Olde-Toaster> Welcome!
02:34:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2: oh my god
02:34:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FierceDeityBacon: you joined, just as a 'beggin strips' commercial came on my tv.
02:34:46 PM <FierceDeityBacon> omfg
<Haseo> What do you do for work anyway
<Haseo> Sounds good
<Yuya> and things?
<shadey> Not things
<shadey> Only stuff
02:09:46 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: I have news as well
02:09:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oooh?
02:10:31 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: I'M PREGNA--Jk. I may be going to a con in a week or two.
02:12:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: is it mi- i mean nice!
02:12:23 PM <ScreamoShaymin> lol
DAN: you're a butt
Ra: YOU'RE a butt
DAN: YOU'RE A BUTT
Ra: YOU'RE A BUTT!
both: *start laughing*
DAN: oh we're mature.