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07:39:19 PM <Kintow> xD
07:40:28 PM <Kintow> Lady-Ra: and the winner is quite Juicy~
07:40:35 PM <Kintow> *wiggles brow*
07:42:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: -bites-
07:45:11 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: Let me be juicy</3
07:46:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: i'm a DANpire. suckin yer juices
07:47:15 PM <Kintow> OH MY GOD
07:47:15 PM <Kintow> That sounds so
07:47:15 PM <Kintow> OH MY GOD
07:47:31 PM <Kintow> Lady-Ra: Is it me, or does that sounds like how it sounds in your head like it sounds in mine?
07:47:47 PM <Lady-Ra> CutiePie: :giggle: maybe
07:48:03 PM <Kintow> DAN PLS
07:48:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :eyes: shoe's on the other foot now.
07:49:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: you did kinda ask for that. :p

[7:23:58 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN):Ronald: -velociraptor screech-
[7:24:00 PM] Demyx: ...
[7:24:02 PM] Demyx: Ronnie
[7:24:06 PM] Demyx: Ronnie dear
[7:24:08 PM] Demyx: uh...
[7:24:08 PM] Demyx: you uh...
[7:24:13 PM] Demyx: might wanna get that checked
[7:24:29 PM] Demyx: I don't think that's healthy
[7:24:35 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Ronald: at least it got your attention. -huffs-
[7:24:48 PM] Demyx:dude, let me drink
[7:24:56 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Ronald: is that Eric?
[7:25:03 PM] Demyx: ...possibly

05:58:33 PM <Lady-Ra> what about Regi poops? >.>
05:58:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> they cause earthquakes
05:58:48 PM <AustralAnima> Registeel? Small metal cubes?
05:59:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no... groudon and kyogre's poops would cause earthquakes.
05:59:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my bad
05:59:15 PM <AustralAnima> When Regice farts it causes blizzards, I bet.
05:59:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ROFL
05:59:21 PM <Lady-Ra> lol
05:59:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Groudon: earthquake, Kyogre: Tsunami
05:59:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> or would that be when Kyogre pees?
06:00:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 'SHIT THERE'S A WALL OF WATER' old guy: kyogre pissed again... damn pokemon
06:01:02 PM <AustralAnima> What about Ditto? A pile of poop that takes the shape of your face whenever you look at it?
06:01:10 PM <AustralAnima> Best insult ever
06:01:18 PM <AustralAnima> Send a bag of Ditto poop to your enemy.

06:06:52 PM <Sir-Mao> had to prune my basil, it was starting to produce flowers
06:08:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> so did not misread that as 'prune my ballsack' :paranod:
06:08:54 PM <quietknight> ._.
06:12:23 PM <Social-Insanitarian> arent they already prune-ish?
06:13:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2: OH MY GOD
06:13:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Social-Insanitarian: :highfive:

09:52:37 PM <TheLambKing> my face is the queen
09:53:07 PM <FlightySpirit> TheLambKing: My hand is the king.
09:53:22 PM <FlightySpirit> TheLambKing: Let's have royal oral-fingering.
09:53:45 PM <TheLambKing> i do not know how to respon
09:54:43 PM <FlightySpirit> "Yes" or "no."
09:54:57 PM <TheLambKing> pizza?
09:55:03 PM <FlightySpirit> Definitely.
09:56:27 PM <TheLambKing> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
09:56:34 PM <FlightySpirit> But if I see a single onion, the pizza delivery person can forget the $1.80 they need to live.
09:57:19 PM <TheLambKing> Well i told them onions so
09:57:46 PM <FlightySpirit> You tip them then. :u
09:57:51 PM <FlightySpirit> I ain't payin' for it.
09:58:17 PM <TheLambKing> COWARD
09:58:31 PM <FlightySpirit> COLD HEART
09:59:07 PM <TheLambKing> prettymuch :thumbsup:
10:00:10 PM <FlightySpirit> I'm "dumping" you.
10:00:18 PM <TheLambKing> :iconsawbplz:
10:00:31 PM * FlightySpirit walks away like a sexy hooker.

10:13:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> we have our wifi on a really complicated password, but yet it got discovered anyway
10:13:57 PM <RaijiMagiwind> @_@ that be some determined ass neighbors...
10:14:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> there's apparently a program that you just let run till it finds the password
10:15:19 PM <RaijiMagiwind> I'd be all like leaving a note saying... "Bitch you wanna ride my wifi, you can help pay for it motherfucker"
10:15:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yeah if they do it again, he's gonna go bitch at them
10:16:54 PM <RaijiMagiwind> Ya ain't a brothel house, and if you was, as the head pimp you sure as hell ain't gonna be letting your women out to the masses without getting a fee for 'em...

10:39:39 PM <RaijiMagiwind> Oh boy.... ok that was amusingly hilarious....
10:41:09 PM <RaijiMagiwind> Lady-Ra: basically random commentary in the Homestuck room I am in...
11:33:28 PM <WillyWanker69> this just in: cookies and cream yogurt tastes like liquidy oreo butthole
11:33:45 PM <WillyWanker69> with sour cream
11:33:56 PM <WillyWanker69> shit is five kinds of nasty
11:34:20 PM <AerialNavigation> I'll
11:34:22 PM <AerialNavigation> I'll remember that
11:37:44 PM <RaijiMagiwind> >.>
11:38:11 PM <RaijiMagiwind> So its Oreo diarrhea.....

10:31:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> wow, made it all the way through season 1 of Boob's Burgers in one day...
10:31:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> BOB'S omg
10:32:12 PM <Sir-Mao> lol
10:32:28 PM <TheLambKing> boob's burgers
10:32:33 PM <TheLambKing> That was good
10:33:06 PM <TheLambKing> i am laughing
10:33:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yeah i sometimes have good typos ^^;

08:17:53 PM <Azael17> I'm getting tired of falling into lava
08:18:18 PM <InheritableLegacy> then stop?

08:28:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oh yeah. i have cinnabon bites
08:28:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> thats a thing
08:30:07 PM <Kino-Ink> *stares up then sits down in beg formation*
08:31:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> pfft
08:31:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no need for prostration. you can just ask.
08:31:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> -hands one-
08:31:28 PM <Kino-Ink> *happily noms*

11:29:31 PM <FlightySpirit> I will return!
11:48:25 PM <Midday-Mew> FlightySpirit: That's what she said.
11:48:58 PM <FlightySpirit> Midday-Mew: Is that so?
11:49:04 PM <FlightySpirit> Doesn't sound sexual.
11:49:18 PM <Midday-Mew> It sounds the opposite.
11:49:33 PM <FlightySpirit> ... Pure?
11:49:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> thats what she said
11:50:16 PM <FlightySpirit> That wasn't sexual either! :icontsundereplz:
11:51:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FlightySpirit: actually, someone saying they're pure(a virgin) is a common lie. it wasn't intended to be sexual. :p

08:15:39 PM <AustralAnima> Wait
08:16:06 PM ** FlameTF has joined
08:16:15 PM <AustralAnima> Wait one moment... :U
08:16:23 PM <AustralAnima> Am I confusing shit completely here? :U
08:16:35 PM <AustralAnima> Too tired to know if I am... to be honest
08:17:09 PM <AustralAnima> Sithian: Yeaaah, you are ganondorfl, right? :iconkiyomaruwtfstareplz:
08:17:20 PM <AustralAnima> Why does it say United Kingdom on your thing then? :U
08:17:36 PM <AustralAnima> Sithian: You crazy.
08:17:52 PM <AustralAnima> Actually I think I'm the one going crazy
08:17:58 PM <AustralAnima> Really, I should go to bed.
08:18:03 PM <AustralAnima> When the hell did it get so late?
08:18:08 PM <AustralAnima> to be so late*
08:18:15 PM <AustralAnima> Damn time.
08:18:27 PM <AustralAnima> FlameTF: Fuck time. :stare:
08:18:46 PM <AustralAnima> I'm just talking to myself now, huh?
08:18:53 PM <AustralAnima> Yup, definitely tired.
08:19:17 PM <AustralAnima> Sooooooo yeah
08:19:17 PM <AustralAnima> night
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08:19:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> is it just me or did that just seem like he told FlameTF to fuck him?
08:19:59 PM <500Heavens> it seems so
08:22:34 PM <500Heavens> just being weird in general -_-
08:26:18 PM <FlameTF> oh boy
08:26:21 PM <FlameTF> fuck time
08:26:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:

07:53:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> NARWALS NARWALS
07:56:22 PM <Darkendlove> Dan eat a snickers
07:56:38 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> why?
07:56:47 PM <Darkendlove> Because you get hyper as hell when your hungry
07:57:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i'm nut hungry... i'm on caffleen high
07:57:05 PM <Darkendlove> Also thank you for letting that happen XD
07:57:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> XD

08:36:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i like
08:36:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> nnbig butts
08:36:58 PM <Nejiro>
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| |__    _   _  _| |_  _| |_   ___  
| '_ \  | | | | \_  _/ \_  _/ / __|
| |_| | | |_| |  | |    | |   \__ \
|_____| \___'_|  |_|    |_|   |___/
                                   
08:37:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> and i cannot lie


[10:18:13 PM] Demyx: ...Nagisa
[10:18:17 PM] Demyx: stay away from Momo's panties
[10:18:25 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: BUT I DUN WANNA
[10:18:35 PM] Demyx: Rei: *coughs*
[10:18:44 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: you don't wear panties.
[10:18:57 PM] Demyx: Rei: …Stay away from other men's panties?
[10:19:28 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: .... are you saying you'll wear some? or are you right now? -pulls at pants- LEMME SEE REI-CHAN
[10:20:11 PM] Demyx: Rei: Gaaah! Nagisa! Fine I'll wear some, please leave my pants up!
[10:21:16 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: CAN I PICK THEM OUT??!! -eager squee-
[10:24:52 PM] Demyx: Rei: …Yes. *worried look*
[10:26:22 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: YAAAAAY! -hugs- THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
[10:26:38 PM] Demyx: Rei: J-just no thongs or g-strings please!
[10:26:59 PM] Levi Ackerman (DAN): Nagisa: awww.... ok! lace it is!

11:59:36 PM <AustralAnima> But yeah o3o Time to go on an adventure. I wonder what'll happen this time. Past few days a friend died, but I went to this other world that I'd been in for 3 years where I'd died myself but been revived because of the way things worked there and the reason was that a giant snake-like thingy existing outside reality was feeding of the soul of the world and every soul within it and realizing that the people I was with and I went outside reality and with the help of all other worlds (who at first didn't trust me but did so eventually because I'd saved the soul of "our" world once and that world gave part of its soul to me) so fired all that soul into the belly of the world eater which caused it to explode (it was epic) then the soul of that world gave the soul of my friend back which let us revive them.
11:59:39 PM <AustralAnima> :stare: ...
12:00:49 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> O.O
12:01:00 AM <AustralAnima> Yeaaah...
12:01:02 AM <AustralAnima> I have weird dreams. :lol:
12:01:07 AM <AustralAnima> But they have continuity, which is awesome
12:01:23 AM <AustralAnima> These dreams have been going on since christmas. :shifty:
12:01:58 AM <AustralAnima> But yeah
12:02:51 AM <AustralAnima> Currently there seems to be a problem where my soul is untethered from the world because of how many times I've been outside "reality" now, so I sorta.. "Fall" out of the world.
12:03:12 AM <AustralAnima> Which is annoying, since time passes extremely fast outside reality in this little multiverse my mind has come up with.
12:03:36 AM <AustralAnima> Like... I "fell out" for 2 seconds before getting back, and the entire day had passed
12:03:39 AM <Lady-Ra> AustralAnima: GO BED or dan will kick you :p
12:03:43 AM <AustralAnima> That fight with the giant snake thing? 3 months.
12:03:43 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oi
12:03:47 AM <AustralAnima> Oh right
12:03:48 AM <AustralAnima> Bed
12:03:49 AM <AustralAnima> I forgot
12:04:04 AM <Lady-Ra> you forgot to go to bed?
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12:04:17 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: you're my spirit animal
12:04:17 AM <AustralAnima> Lady-Ra: ...........I do that often
12:04:43 AM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: WaitwhatamIdeadorsomething?
12:04:49 AM <AustralAnima> I don't want to be a spirit yet!
12:05:10 AM <AustralAnima> You know....
12:05:11 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: i just meant.... NEVERMIND GO TO BED
12:05:18 AM <AustralAnima> I really should be writing these dreams down.
12:05:27 AM <AustralAnima> I for the most part remember every part of them
12:05:39 AM <AustralAnima> Buuut I should try to write them down nonetheless. :iconthinkingplz:
12:05:41 AM <AustralAnima> But yeah
12:05:43 AM <AustralAnima> enough of that
12:05:45 AM <AustralAnima> I'm going to bed
12:05:51 AM <AustralAnima> Brushed my teeth and all tha- Shit
12:05:56 AM <AustralAnima> *points to the last word*
12:06:12 AM <AustralAnima> But yeah
12:06:18 AM <Lady-Ra> forget something again?
12:06:18 AM <AustralAnima> I say that too much when I'm tired
12:06:28 AM <AustralAnima> Lady-Ra: No, I have to *points at that last word*
12:06:29 AM <Lady-Ra> lol
12:06:34 AM <Lady-Ra> oh
12:06:37 AM <Lady-Ra> lol
12:06:38 AM <Lady-Ra> go
12:06:42 AM <AustralAnima> Yeah
12:06:45 AM <AustralAnima> Logging off now
12:06:47 AM <AustralAnima> Good night
12:06:59 AM ** AustralAnima has left [connection closed]

[12:13:30 AM] itsy bitsy spider: you keep them in fridge?
[12:13:35 AM] itsy bitsy spider: I always wondered
[12:13:38 AM] Prince Endymion (DAN): freezer
[12:13:47 AM] Prince Endymion (DAN): he doesn't eat live food
[12:14:07 AM] itsy bitsy spider: Dan, my childhood dream was to be a herpotologist, and I am bloody scared of snakes
[12:14:13 AM] itsy bitsy spider: But I am scared of a lot of things
[12:14:30 AM] Prince Endymion (DAN): i personally would find it entertaining, but others in the apartment would not tolerate live mice feedings
[12:14:44 AM] itsy bitsy spider: [Tuesday, March 24, 2015 11:13 PM] Prince Endymion (DAN): <<< freezer
he doesn't eat live foodtypical american snake culture raised by mcdonald rats
[12:14:46 AM] itsy bitsy spider: Bwahah
[12:14:51 AM] Prince Endymion (DAN): LOL Lean Cuisine Froze Mouse Entrees

04:34:37 PM <Nosdi> OMFG
04:34:44 PM <Nosdi> I just said "I am 27 years old," in Korean
04:34:47 PM <Nosdi> And dom replies
04:34:55 PM <Nosdi> "Did you just say you were going to toss my salad?"

09:32:32 PM <Kintow> G7?!~
09:32:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: i better be getting sex after you subjected me to that crap :p
09:32:57 PM <Lady-Ra> pfft
09:33:00 PM * Kintow is actually laughing
09:33:27 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: you think i'm joking?
09:34:05 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: I'll do more oxo
09:34:26 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: and what does that mean, exactly?
09:34:44 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: I'll get more stupid to melt you!
09:35:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: then i will require a threesome with Lady-Ra, in that case.
09:36:18 PM <Lady-Ra> o.o;
09:36:43 PM <Kintow> ;;

07:17:10 PM <FancyArtistii> RezaBisuto: Espanol or English?
07:18:24 PM <FancyArtistii> RezaBisuto: Cómo estás?
07:18:46 PM <mamiffer> I only speak Astralseed

[5:55:34 PM] `tig: i'm supposed to be job interviewing someone in five minutes and he's not shown up.
[5:55:39 PM] `tig: showed?
[5:55:43 PM] `tig: shud?
[5:55:47 PM] JenFruzz: hasn't shown?
[5:55:47 PM] `tig: he ain't fucking here.
[5:55:49 PM] `tig: tl;dr

02:57:43 AM <NicolasSarkozy> The universe came out a big vagina.
02:57:48 AM <NicolasSarkozy> Billions of years ago.
02:57:55 AM <Eitvys200> NicolasSarkozy: :slap: no
02:58:00 AM <NicolasSarkozy> why not :u

05:32:28 PM <TheLambKing> is confidence an emotion/
05:38:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: that.... is a good question.
05:39:34 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: hmmm
05:46:16 PM <quietknight> Hm..
05:47:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> hmmmm
05:48:16 PM <quietknight> Ah... All-Star Mode on hard mode is going to be fun... >.>
05:53:05 PM <TheLambKing> you broke the hmmm chain

03:45:28 PM <AustralAnima> I can think again! :icondummywooplz:
03:46:23 PM <AustralAnima> Oh shit now it kinda went back to feeling like I've got a... The heck does this even feel like?
03:46:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> boner?
03:46:47 PM <Midday-Mew> LOL
03:46:59 PM <quietknight> lol...
03:47:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> too damn easy

10:12:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oh my fucking god i just nearly passed out i was laughing so hard.
10:12:21 PM <500Heavens> ?
10:12:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i went to open a drawer to give my cat a treat, and it hooked onto my 3DS cord, and sent my 3DS flinging into the trashcan
10:13:11 PM <Baka-Ranger-Green> DarkAlchemistNinja: oh my
10:15:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i nearly passed out
10:17:36 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: i would have had an opposite reaction
10:17:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: i am at that point of tired where literally EVERYTHING is funny to me.
10:18:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i apparently laughed so hard i turned purple
10:18:24 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> like, my entire body


10:57:45 PM <FlightySpirit> Midday-Mew: SuperdAmn is workin' for me, oos.
10:58:00 PM <Midday-Mew> Oos? What does that stand for?
10:58:05 PM <FlightySpirit> Kanyuu90: Yeah. I'm drawing an an--
10:58:08 PM <Midday-Mew> Out of sight?
10:58:20 PM <FlightySpirit> Midday-Mew: Nah. It's a selective "verbal" tic.
10:58:53 PM <Midday-Mew> You're drawing an animal's anal answer?
10:59:16 PM <Midday-Mew> Er.
10:59:22 PM <Midday-Mew> Analogous*
10:59:28 PM <Baka-Ranger-Green> Midday-Mew: :petting:
10:59:32 PM <FlightySpirit> Kanyuu90: Okay, so, uh...
10:59:39 PM <Lady-Ra> uuuhhhhh.......
10:59:48 PM <Kanyuu90> FlightySpirit: ah XD
10:59:48 PM <FlightySpirit> Kanyuu90: I was drawing a rabbit, and his feet are driving me crazy.
10:59:56 PM <Kanyuu90> FlightySpirit: animal feet are tricky haha
11:00:09 PM <Kintow> Analogous is my signature sex move according to the last song I heard.
11:00:20 PM <Lady-Ra> o.o

03:58:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAALLLLLLLLLLL
04:01:11 PM <ThexMissingxSpiral> All I wanted was to catch them all.

10:36:16 PM <500Heavens> So it's 5am, dA is back and I'm trying to convince myself that no...I really don't need to make chocolate krispy cakes
10:36:45 PM <Lady-Ra> 500Heavens: make them and send them to me and Dan
10:36:57 PM <500Heavens> Lady-Ra: pfft like hell
10:37:07 PM <500Heavens> if i make em they're not even making it into cupcakes
10:37:12 PM <Lady-Ra> XD
10:37:15 PM <500Heavens> i just eat it warm out the bowl
10:37:31 PM <500Heavens> all gooey and awesome
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10:37:35 PM <500Heavens> aww shit...
10:39:01 PM <Lady-Ra> :drooling:
10:39:14 PM <500Heavens> yeah i really backed myself into a corner there
10:39:16 PM <500Heavens> brb

06:34:56 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Okay, so you guys know how I have Screamo Shaymin?
06:35:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yeah
06:36:05 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I created a new one! Introducing...
06:36:14 PM <ScreamoShaymin> sta.sh/0h16h9lj1ot
06:36:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> LOL
06:37:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that's great!
06:37:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> your good at the creative names like that
06:37:51 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Ehehe, I know. That was a joke, though...
06:37:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i know its a joke
06:38:01 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I thought it was funny.
06:38:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> it's also creative. XD
06:38:22 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Ah! So you were serious then? Thank you!
06:39:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> XD
06:39:17 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ngh. ow
06:40:12 PM <Midday-Mew> HiphopHoopa.
06:40:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Boyband Buneary
06:40:51 PM <Midday-Mew> MusicalMew
06:41:01 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Hm... DrumNBassDruddigon?
06:41:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Emo Emolga
06:41:24 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Ska Sandslash.
06:41:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Heavy Metal Hariyama
06:41:47 PM <Midday-Mew> RockNRollRayquaza.
06:42:05 PM <ScreamoShaymin> PopPrinplup.
06:42:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Techno Trevanant
06:42:30 PM <ScreamoShaymin> How long are we going to keep this up? XD
06:42:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Rappin Rogginrolla
06:42:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> idk i'm on a roll
06:42:50 PM <Midday-Mew> DrumRollDiancie.
06:43:16 PM * Midday-Mew imagines a bread roll shaped like a drum.
06:43:17 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Didgeridoo Dusknoir.


[5:24:51 PM] Prince Endymion (DAN):i like the shaved feeling so much I've told people i'd be willing to go full on Sokka from Avatar. and then added "i wonder if Sokka was a water bender if he'd be immature enough to waterbend his own pee at people?" and people stopped talking to me for a bit.
[5:25:19 PM] Dirk: lol
[5:25:58 PM] Dirk: Assuming of course that the wter content of his urine was high enough to properly bend
[5:26:07 PM] Dirk: Go why am I even thinking about this lol
[5:26:10 PM] Dirk: *God
[5:26:34 PM] Prince Endymion (DAN): LOL
[5:26:38 PM] Prince Endymion (DAN): haha

11:16:38 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :eagerpee:
11:16:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> wat
11:16:45 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :eagerpee:
11:16:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> WHY IS THAT NOT WORKING
11:16:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :eager:
11:17:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> oook my emotes just randomly stopped working
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11:22:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> FINE BITCH
11:22:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :grump:
11:22:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> WHAT THE HELL
11:23:13 PM <Lady-Ra> :huggle:
11:23:16 PM <Lady-Ra> :eager:
11:23:38 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :um:
11:23:39 PM <Lady-Ra> :eagerpee:
11:23:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :eager:
11:23:49 PM <Lady-Ra> :grump:
11:23:53 PM <Lady-Ra> :um:
11:24:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
11:24:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I FORGOT I BANNED MYSELF
11:25:24 PM ** DarkAlchemistNinja has been made a member of GuildCouncil by DarkAlchemistNinja *

09:40:30 PM ** Pickley has joined
09:45:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I HAVE PICKLES
09:51:00 PM * AngelicEmpyress steals DarkAlchemistNinja's pickles
09:51:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OI
09:51:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MY PICKLES
09:52:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> GIVEEMBACK
09:53:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> -baby t-rex tantrum noise-
09:53:37 PM <AngelicEmpyress> :giggle:
09:53:59 PM * AngelicEmpyress finally gives back the pickles
09:54:03 PM * Lady-Ra gives DarkAlchemistNinja more pickles
09:54:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ALL DA PICKLES
09:54:12 PM <Lady-Ra> XD
09:54:39 PM ** evilmeep has joined
09:54:47 PM <AngelicEmpyress> x3
09:54:58 PM <evilmeep> Howdy.
09:54:59 PM <AngelicEmpyress> he's gonna smell pickly
09:55:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i am not going to smell Pickley...
09:55:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that'd be rude.
09:55:23 PM <evilmeep> Pickle alchemy.
09:55:40 PM <AngelicEmpyress> lol
09:55:52 PM <evilmeep> What's going on here?
09:56:19 PM <Pickley> DarkAlchemistNinja: :eyes:
09:56:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> O.o
09:58:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
09:59:22 PM <AngelicEmpyress> hahaha
10:00:08 PM * AngelicEmpyress so didn't catch that when she said it

07:36:21 PM ** ScreamoShaymin has joined
07:37:22 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja pokes ScreamoShaymin's butt
07:38:25 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: dat ass. amirite?
07:38:29 PM <ScreamoShaymin> ScreamoShaymin: eep. :o
07:38:33 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Wait
07:38:38 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Dammit.
07:39:01 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: What about my ass? ._.
07:39:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: you've got a sexy ass. :p
07:40:24 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Well thank you. :3
07:42:09 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I'm guessing it looks something like i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll… (moderately SFW)
07:43:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2: HAHAHAHA NICE
07:43:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :brofist:
07:44:25 PM * ScreamoShaymin now goes to delete "shaymin butt" from his search history. :P
07:46:32 PM <Kintow> HA
07:47:08 PM <Kintow> Deletes "Wrestle Mania 2 and Squirting and Candy necklaces from search history".

[8:21:51 PM] JenFruzz: let's play a fun game where you replace every vowel in your name with "ub"
[8:21:55 PM] JenFruzz: I am now Jubnnubfubr Frubzzubttub
[8:22:25 PM] Satoshi Isshiki (DAN): lol I saw that
[8:22:27 PM] diphylla: dubphubllub ?
[8:22:37 PM] JenFruzz: bahahah
[8:23:21 PM] JenFruzz: I am so idiotically entertained by this
[8:23:37 PM] Satoshi Isshiki (DAN): dubn ublmubn if I use my normal name. dubrkubchemubtnubnnubjub if I use my screen name.
[8:23:53 PM] JenFruzz: LOL
[8:26:12 PM] Amanda (quila111): Every vowel? Oh boy xD ubmubndub would be my first name xD
[8:26:21 PM] JenFruzz: hahahaha
[8:26:37 PM] JenFruzz: I vote we all unify as `Mentors and change our usernames
[8:27:22 PM] Satoshi Isshiki (DAN): i totally would if there was an option to go back to your original later, but since that's not possible... eheh
[8:27:30 PM] JenFruzz: ikr
[8:40:17 PM] Satoshi Isshiki (DAN): i wanna see Tig get in on this...
[8:40:47 PM] JenFruzz: tubgubanubsub
[8:41:00 PM] JenFruzz: his flows so well. it would. that fucker
[8:44:41 PM] Satoshi Isshiki (DAN): LOL
[8:44:55 PM] JenFruzz: his could actually be the beat of a song
[8:45:16 PM] JenFruzz: for an a capella group
[8:48:04 PM] Priya: ... changing my legal name to prubyub
[8:48:09 PM] JenFruzz: YES
[8:48:16 PM] JenFruzz: omg I love yours
[8:48:24 PM] Priya: teehee
[8:49:17 PM] JenFruzz: I'm dead
[8:49:21 PM] JenFruzz: prubyub.
[8:49:23 PM] JenFruzz: hahaha
[8:49:32 PM] JenFruzz: sounds like a moisturizing cream
[8:49:34 PM] Priya: it'll look great on my resume
[8:49:36 PM] Priya: omfg yes
[8:54:22 PM] JenFruzz: Jojo is JubJub
[8:54:24 PM] JenFruzz: HAHAH
[8:54:34 PM] JenFruzz: JubJub and Prubyub. (heart)
[8:56:53 PM] JenFruzz: HAHAH
[8:57:19 PM] JenFruzz: rafin is now rubfubn
[8:57:23 PM] JenFruzz: sounds sexual

10:57:03 PM <copperrein> DaPineapple: we could grab a bite
10:57:19 PM <DaPineapple> copperrein: We could, yeah. Keep me posted.
10:57:20 PM <copperrein> dick
10:57:23 PM <copperrein> chocolate
10:57:25 PM <copperrein> beer
10:57:45 PM <DaPineapple> I can make chocolate and beer happen. :P
10:57:55 PM <copperrein> DaPineapple: that's all I need from you
10:57:57 PM <DaPineapple> Dick will happen elsewhere.
10:58:08 PM <DaPineapple> copperrein: Indeed.

05:33:12 PM <NicolasSarkozy> Peeing is an activity in itself.
05:33:21 PM <Riivka> Peeing is a sensible activity.
05:33:29 PM <Riivka> But not all people who urinate are sensible.
05:33:44 PM <Riivka> What a shame, that is.
05:33:59 PM <NicolasSarkozy> It's weird when it takes forever to pee and you think "jesus christ how much did I drink
05:34:04 PM <NicolasSarkozy> "how is this all coming out"
05:34:30 PM <Riivka> Or when it burns.
05:34:35 PM <Riivka> Acid reflux through the urethra.

07:56:34 PM <Baka-Ranger-Green> Does anyone else wondser just how Me O there 'bonds' with our character?
07:56:47 PM <Baka-Ranger-Green> Mr. O*
07:56:52 PM <Baka-Ranger-Green> wonder**
08:05:46 PM <quietknight> I rather not think about that... lol

02:55:34 PM <Kino-Ink> so...feel like continuing our dinosaur escapade?
02:55:51 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i've been trying to get my brain to cooperate for two hours now... ><
02:56:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i'm having one of those days where i have no fucking clue what i wanna do and my brain is like 'idk anything lets spin a wheel!'

07:39:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kino-Ink: ok so my mother almost told the food salesman that came to the door while i was there that she wanted 'black anal steaks'
07:40:00 PM <Kino-Ink> what the fuck? xD
07:40:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *angus, mother... the word is Angus.
07:40:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that should give you some insight as to how my mother thinks. :p

07:24:16 PM <TheLambKing> I wanna see Jurassic World ughhhh
07:28:06 PM <quietknight> TheLambKing: Here's a spoiler... It has dinosaurs.
07:28:56 PM <TheLambKing> quietknight: dude now I cant even watch the movie. FUCK YOU DAVE

my mom called, and this happened:
Me: Hello! Pizza hut.
Mom: Damnit i wanted Dominos. -hangs up-
*phone rings*
Me: Hello! Dominos
Mom: nice.

03:55:29 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Do you think homosexuality is wrong?
03:55:39 PM <Kintow> pfft
03:55:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: ........ sweetie. I am a pansexual transgender. what do you think.
03:56:03 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Well, why don't you?
03:56:46 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> o u o
03:56:56 PM <Kintow> HAHAHA
03:56:58 PM <AustralAnima> o3o
03:56:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: this is a random question... because i happen to be pansexual? people love whom they love.
03:57:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> love is not wrong.
03:57:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> in almost any form.
03:57:15 PM <Kintow> I'm mean. :I
03:57:22 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Mhm.
03:57:31 PM <ScreamoShaymin> What have people told you about it?
03:57:44 PM ** quietknight has joined
03:57:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: it'd take me three weeks to answer that question. why are you asking?
03:58:25 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I saw something on facebook and I was curious as to what you thought.
03:59:33 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Sorry.
04:00:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: don't apologize for asking a question.
04:00:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: if you really truly are curious about the answer. do not apologize. :p
04:01:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: honestly i just accept people for who they are and what gender pronoun they prefer, as long as it doesn't include fucking anyone under the age of 15.
04:01:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: i don't think too much about it.
04:02:03 PM <ScreamoShaymin> So I could be blim/blim's/blimself if I want? Sweet!
04:02:16 PM <AustralAnima> Blim??
04:02:29 PM <ScreamoShaymin> The first thing that popped into my head. :shrug:
04:02:41 PM <AustralAnima> Doesn't mean anything?
04:03:07 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Not really, meant for comedic purposes. Also not meant to be mean.
04:03:30 PM <AustralAnima> Mean?
04:03:58 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Yeah, like offensive. I didn't mean it that way.
04:04:27 PM <AustralAnima> Is blim something offensive?????
04:04:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: NO
04:04:46 PM <AustralAnima> Well, now I'm confused. :saddummy:
04:04:59 PM * AustralAnima googles blim. :I
04:05:00 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I wasn't meaning to offend those with preferred pronouns.
04:05:06 PM <ScreamoShaymin> That's all.
04:05:09 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja is laughing ngl
04:05:18 PM ** slayerdude677 has joined
04:05:23 PM <AustralAnima> Blim means a small amount of weed apparently? :U
04:05:33 PM <slayerdude677> hi peeps............
04:05:35 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Apparently.
04:05:37 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i cant...
04:05:38 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> ouo
04:05:40 PM <ScreamoShaymin> slayerdude677: Hiya.
04:05:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i :rofl2:
04:05:50 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> AustralAnima: trying to kill him?
04:05:54 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> :lol:
04:06:28 PM <AustralAnima> :iconyuicryplz: Not on purpose.
04:06:29 PM <ScreamoShaymin> I swear I didn't know
04:07:07 PM <AustralAnima> ScreamoShaymin: Didn't know what!? ;A;
04:07:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Captain-Dunsparce: no. the scene
04:07:20 PM <ScreamoShaymin> The meaning of the word Blim.

04:54:35 PM <CenthraKaze> slayerdude677: here is a lesson its called manners.
04:55:09 PM <Kintow> ScreamoShaymin: If you disrespect one you disrespect all of us. Learn to treat others the way you wish to be treated.
04:55:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: nice tabpwn
04:55:32 PM <Kintow> DarkAlchemistNinja: ;-;
04:55:46 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Kintow: I'm sorry?
04:55:49 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Xd
04:55:51 PM <ScreamoShaymin> *XD
04:55:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAHAHAHA
04:55:55 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> oh god
04:55:56 PM <Kintow> *slayerdude677: If you disrespect one you disrespect all of us. Learn to treat others the way you wish to be treated.
04:55:59 PM <Kintow> I did it
04:56:02 PM <Kintow> Fixed

05:29:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: have i told you the story about when i used him (one of my main characters for my manga) for D&D and he got raped by a damn vampire character owned by Lady-Ra while the rest of the troupe paraded by chasing a dumbass carrying a car?
05:29:48 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: because dice hate me?
05:29:58 PM <ScreamoShaymin> ... in Dungeons and Dragons?
05:30:14 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> a variant of D&D called Simplicity
05:30:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> yes
05:30:20 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Ah.
05:30:29 PM <ScreamoShaymin> You have not told me that story, no.
05:31:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: yeah it was 'hilarious'.. >< i kept rolling the dice and asking Boss "can i call for help" and he, laughing his head off by that point, goes 'you can fucking try, your rolls are minus 5 already due to his weakness to vampires but by all means try'
05:32:15 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: i kept rolling double 1's. soo yeah... minus three action... NO HELP.
05:32:26 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Wow.
05:33:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: Lady-Ra was highly amused and just kept having her vampire abuse me for like, twenty minutes

05:55:27 PM <CenthraKaze> PrincessCarol: got a german flingder if you want it
05:55:42 PM <CenthraKaze> the middle stage
05:55:58 PM <PrincessCarol> CenthraKaze: sweet will you take a random pokemon egg for it :D
05:56:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> CenthraKaze: ok normally your typos don't bug me but i legitly snorted when i saw 'flingder'
05:56:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> CenthraKaze: i'm sorry.
05:56:27 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> lol
05:56:29 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> flingder
05:56:38 PM <CenthraKaze> DarkAlchemistNinja: im sooo sorry
05:56:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> CenthraKaze: no no no this made me smile.
05:56:52 PM <PrincessCarol> CenthraKaze: so will a random pokemon egg do for the trade for that bird pokemon that you got ?
05:56:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> CenthraKaze: typos can be great.

07:27:53 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja curls pu
07:27:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .. up.
07:27:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i meant up.
07:28:04 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: I was so confused xD
07:28:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: i do not pick up and curl feces into neat little piles. ><
07:29:48 PM <TheLambKing> lmao
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07:32:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: made ya laugh so hard ya timed out huh?
07:36:48 PM <TheLambKing> DarkAlchemistNinja: No. See what happened was, you put something so humorous on the screen that my computer just threw up.
07:37:54 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> TheLambKing: pft

06:07:25 <FlameTF> Almost done with my badge
06:07:53 <Jamesu-kun> FlameTF: A Tangrowth?
06:08:08 <FlameTF> shh
06:09:16 <FlameTF> .note steffy-beff Okay so this is my rough draft for the badge. Just follow this with your own style. fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akam…
06:09:16 <PR-Bot> FlameTF: :note: Note has been sent to steffy-beff.
06:09:20 <FlameTF> (y)
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06:09:21 <PR-Bot> :note: steffy-beff: You have 1 note(s).
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06:09:23 <FlameTF> wow

23:30:40 * Lady-Ra Simone blushed deeply watching him, gasping in suprise when he was pulled into Okami's arms again and kissed, he melted into the others arms when he started to nibbled on his ear, he absently gave a small nod, willing to do whatever he could to teach the other. His hands dithered at the others sides for a moment before pushing him back down on the bed and smiling. "Alright... ill teach you." he said with a smile and started kissing down his neck and chest, his hands trailing, leaving little scratches on his skin as he moved lower still, kissing into his navel, and looking up at him, a seductive look in his eyes as he hooked his fingers into the waist of Okami's boxers.
23:30:43 <Lady-Ra> ....
23:30:44 <Lady-Ra> shit
23:30:51 <Lady-Ra> dont look D=
23:30:57 <Lady-Ra> ig nore that
23:31:10 <Lady-Ra> ><
23:31:18 <Lady-Ra> la
23:31:19 <Lady-Ra> la
23:31:20 <Lady-Ra> la
23:31:23 <Lady-Ra> there >.>
23:32:26 <Sithian> yup that settles it
23:32:34 <Sithian> seems gallade is better than beedrill
23:32:37 <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:32:38 <Sithian> mega forms
23:32:43 <Lady-Ra> shut up dan
23:32:50 <Lady-Ra> :blush:
23:32:58 <Sithian> what i miss ?
23:33:02 <Lady-Ra> NOTHING!
23:33:05 <Jamesu-kun> o-o
23:33:12 <Lady-Ra> YOU SAW NOTHING!
23:33:20 <Sithian> i saw dan laughing
23:33:26 <Sithian> but eh
23:33:30 <Lady-Ra> yup thats all just dan laughing
23:33:36 <Lady-Ra> thats all
23:33:45 <Sithian> i guess

17:20:29 <BabyPikachu10> Jamesu-kun: So I have a drawing on paper and not as fun to your computer and upload it to deviantart
17:21:49 <BabyPikachu10> and do not even know what I'm writing and I write some nonsense lol
17:22:25 <Jamesu-kun> BabyPikachu10: you want to upload art eh?
17:22:50 <Jamesu-kun> BabyPikachu10: I will have to ask your age, can you tell me how old you are?
17:24:46 <BabyPikachu10> Jamesu-kun: yes I want to go art, my age? 12 years
17:24:54 <Jamesu-kun> v-v
17:25:01 <Jamesu-kun> I'm sorry
17:25:13 <BabyPikachu10> Jamesu-kun: ???
17:25:24 <Jamesu-kun> BabyPikachu10: you are not old enough to be on Deviantart. so I'll have to remove you.
17:25:34 ** BabyPikachu10 has been made a member of Banished by Jamesu-kun *
17:25:34 ** have has been made a member of Banished by Jamesu-kun *
17:25:34 ** nice has been made a member of Banished by Jamesu-kun *
17:25:34 ** day has been made a member of Banished by Jamesu-kun *
17:25:40 <AustralAnima> pffffffffffffffft
17:25:41 <AustralAnima> xD
17:25:53 <AustralAnima> Poor have and nice and day.
17:26:03 <Jamesu-kun> oh shit
17:26:19 <Jamesu-kun> that was supposed to be adressed as /kickban
17:26:29 <AustralAnima> XDD

11:44:01 PM ** Maybewink has joined
11:44:01 PM <Nejiro> Welcome to #ThePokemonGuild, dear Traveller! Please read the rules, and have a great time chatting!
11:44:07 PM <Maybewink> hi
11:44:13 PM <Maybewink> anyone here
11:44:39 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> Maybewink: wave remake by nillemotes
11:44:47 PM <Maybewink> hi
11:44:52 PM <Maybewink> um
11:45:00 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> heya
11:45:07 PM <Maybewink> i wanted to know if anyone was doing an egglocke
11:45:07 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> and welcome! :)
11:45:19 PM <Maybewink> got a hole lot of eggs
11:45:32 PM <Maybewink> and thanks 4 greeting
11:46:46 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> I think there are people that did an egglocke >>
11:47:06 PM <Maybewink> um
11:47:10 PM <Maybewink> so
11:47:15 PM <Maybewink> also
11:47:24 PM <Maybewink> anyone no how to register a frend code
11:47:29 PM <Maybewink> *friend code
11:47:48 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> on the 3DS main menu
11:47:52 PM ** Maybewink has left
11:51:34 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> I'm bored again

(The following went on in the modroom, but this is about a new member that popped up in the main room)
06:16:45 PM <500Heavens> i like this guy
06:16:49 PM <500Heavens> can we keep him?
06:17:12 PM <500Heavens> :iconrlyplz:
06:18:37 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> hm?
06:18:37 PM ** quietknight has left [timed out]
06:19:32 PM <500Heavens> new dude
06:19:34 PM <500Heavens> main chat
06:22:06 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> hehe
06:22:27 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> he acts a bit like PrincessCarol lol
06:23:29 PM <500Heavens> SO CAN I KEEP HIM?!
06:23:57 PM <500Heavens> please mum?!
06:24:05 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> sure :nod:
06:24:20 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> as long as you promise to take good care of em
06:24:31 PM <500Heavens> I'l feed em and walk em everyday!
06:25:22 PM <Captain-Dunsparce> expected!
06:25:38 PM <500Heavens> XD

08:07:21 PM <NalaFontaine> has anyone ever called you Nearor?
08:07:29 PM <Farand> Me, NalaFontaine? :o
08:07:38 PM <NalaFontaine> yar
08:07:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Farand: 'near-or' 'far-and'
08:07:43 PM <Farand> :devnearor:
08:07:43 PM <xo-deano-ox> ;)
08:07:46 PM <Farand> Oh -
08:07:48 PM <Farand> :slow:
08:07:56 PM <Farand> Good grief
08:08:01 PM <Farand> Yes, NalaFontaine
08:08:02 PM <Farand> You did
08:08:28 PM <NalaFontaine> I have a tendency to bring out bad puns

10:59:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: LET IT GOOOOOO :sing:
10:59:47 PM * Druideacht :fart:
11:00:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
11:00:24 PM <Druideacht> :8bla: bee waiting to do that to someone who quoted that
11:00:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: that. is a great reaction
11:01:19 PM <Druideacht> i want to do that gag in person to someone but farting on kids is frowned upon in most countries
11:01:52 PM <Lady-Ra> :facepalm:
11:01:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i just choked on my soda

07:48:55 PM <SnazzyDoodle> JenFruzz: i will be 21 when we meet and you will take me drinking for the first time.
07:49:02 PM <SnazzyDoodle> then youll see me throw up out of my nose
07:49:04 PM <SnazzyDoodle> it will be cool
07:49:24 PM <JenFruzz> SnazzyDoodle: ok. deal

08:27:11 PM <Kintow> TheLambKing: Smokin's bad.
08:27:13 PM <Kintow> m'kay
08:27:25 PM <TheLambKing> Kintow: i aint smokin home-slice
08:27:38 PM <Kintow> TheLambKing: Too much of anything is bad.
08:27:38 PM <TheLambKing> Kintow: i mean, i DO sometimes, and it is, but im not right now.
08:27:41 PM <Kintow> .....m'kay
08:27:46 PM <AustralAnima> Only you can prevent lung fires.

08:34:14 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: i think that the male MC is a stud biscuit.
08:34:41 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: He's studying to become a biscuit?
08:35:00 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: .....suuuure.....
08:35:05 PM <AustralAnima> Cool.
08:35:22 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: it takes a very accomplished person to master the way of the biscuit
08:35:42 PM <AustralAnima> Only one man can truly become... Total biscuit.
08:35:47 PM <AustralAnima> Wait.
08:35:51 PM <AustralAnima> Shit, someone already is!
08:35:56 PM <AustralAnima> Fuck, my dreams have been crushed.
08:36:06 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: who is it
08:36:18 PM <TheLambKing> nvm
08:36:20 PM <AustralAnima> TheLambKing: The Youtuber TotalBiscuit? :U ...The Cynical Brit?
08:36:20 PM <TheLambKing> i googled
08:36:33 PM <AustralAnima> :I ...You uncultured swine.
08:36:34 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: dude im not a youtuber. I just use it for music
08:36:42 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: I called someone that today.
08:36:47 PM <TheLambKing> I forget why....
08:36:50 PM <AustralAnima> The mirror?
08:36:58 PM <TheLambKing> AustralAnima: HA THAT WAS GOOD
08:37:11 PM <AustralAnima> o3o
08:37:15 PM <AustralAnima> I made a joke?
08:37:17 PM <AustralAnima> Cool.
08:37:30 PM <AustralAnima> WELL
08:37:33 PM <AustralAnima> I REALLY HAVE TO SHIT
08:37:40 PM <AustralAnima> And then go to bed. o3o
08:37:41 PM <AustralAnima> NIGHT
08:37:43 PM ** AustralAnima has left [connection closed]
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